The Coca-Cola Kid

Becker:
[meeting a camel-mounted bush ranger] The last thing I ever expected to see up here was a camel.

Bushman:
Yeah, I was riding a wombat up until this morning... broke a leg and had to shoot him.

Kim:
How was that, Mr. Becker?

Becker:
Well, you tell me. Is that the Australian sound? I mean do we have the Australian sound here?

Kim:
I'd say that's easily as Australian as... well, a barbed-wire canoe. As Australian as... a sh*t sandwich.

Terri:
If we got sex out of the way, we could relax.

[first lines]

Cabin Steward:
G'day ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Australia.

[last lines]

Terri:
Can I offer you something ? Coffee ? Tea ?

Becker:
Yes, please.