The Couch Trip

Hendricks:
He cares, that's the secret. It's in his voice. Do you know what that means to an advertiser?

Donald Becker:
Whoever wants the donuts without jelly, they're ready.

George Maitlin:
Am I in this marriage alone, Vera?

Vera:
Oh Harvey, it's so wrong. He's my husband. You're his lawyer and best friend.

Harvey:
From now on just think of me as his lawyer.

[Burns has just thrown away Becker's medication]

Donald Becker:
I hope they have cable. I can't watch regular TV without drugs.

Donald Becker:
I know your sort. You're a malcontent, a misfit, someone who's never achieved sh*t in his life. Takes one to know one.

City Psychiatrist:
We're supposed to study emotions, not have them.

Donald Becker:
[holding several doughnuts with straws inserted] If anybody wants a doughnut with no jelly, these are ready.

Donald Becker:
[to Laura] I love you passionately. From the first moment we met, I knew I aroused a powerful emotion in you. It was disgust, but I can build on that.

Female announcer:
An important message from Mentor condoms.

Condom Father:
Dear son. The other day I was rummaging through your room. There was an odor coming out and I wanted to see if your hamster had died. Turned out to be just your old gym socks. Then I ran across a box of your favorite mementos. A four leaf clover. A vending machine photo of you and Sally. And a partially used box of Mentor condoms. It made me proud to think that my son is one of those people who can have his cake and eat it too. Son, I'm proud of you and I'm proud of your choice of condoms. Love, Dad.