The Crazy Ones

Zach Cropper:
You guys wanna grab some lunch?

[On Simon's orders, Andrew is cleaning poop from the ducklings' behinds]

Andrew Keanelly:
Uh, I don't know how hungry I am.

[the team are freeing the ducklings into a pond]

Simon Roberts:
Andrew, release the Quackens!

Simon Roberts:
It was like a candy-land Chernobyl.

Sydney Roberts:
I'm like a supervillain!

Mitch:
[Sydney accidentally hit another car] Why don't you tell your wife to be more careful?

Simon Roberts:
My wife? How dare you! That's my daughter! Although, my second wife was her age, so I withdraw my indignation.

Simon Roberts:
[Sydney is questioned why she doesn't have a driver's license] The last time I taught her to drive, I sort of traumatized her.

Simon Roberts:
[during out take] Where did you learn that Dukes of Hazard thing?

Sydney Roberts:
Sunnydale.

Sydney Roberts:
I'm a partner now. My name's on the door.

Simon Roberts:
Really? I thought that was just my name twice.

Zach Cropper:
[on Australia] Simon, God knows, if you're hating on something, we want to be right there with you, okay, but they gave us Naomi Watts.

Simon Roberts:
Yeah, but they also gave us The Wiggles, which is only enjoyable if you're high. And what kind of message is that for kids?

Simon Roberts:
I'm ready to pitch them the truth. "Australia: it's so hot not even the Nazis wanted it".