The Dangerous Wanderings of C. Philip Montgomery

Mary-Jo:
You know, GAMES, like ball-basket game, and game that you kick with the foot, and scam to make sugar seem like cocaine.

Roland Thaxter:
What happened to the compass?

C. Philip Montgomery:
Threw it away.

Roland Thaxter:
Why?

C. Philip Montgomery:
Certainly not because I'm afraid of magnets.

Roland Thaxter:
[in English] Where am I? Why am I speaking Swedish?

C. Philip Montgomery:
Are you going to hunt us for sport? You wouldn't be the first person to hunt C. Philip Montgomery, and you won't be the last! Head start! [C. PHILIP is hit by a dart and falls down face first into the sand]

Martha Frambois:
How do you do?

Reginald F. Matters:
Very well, thank you. Am I to assume that your handbag is full of my silverware, or that you brought it from home?

Martha Frambois:
How did that get in there? Clumsy, clumsy.