The Descendants

Matt King:
[voiceover] Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen.

Matt King:
[voiceover] Paradise? Paradise can go f*** itself.

Matt King:
I don't want my daughters growing up entitled and spoiled... but I agree with my father; you give your children enough money to do something but not enough to do nothing.

Matt King:
What is it that makes the women in my life destroy themselves?

Matt King:
[to Alex, about Brian Speer] On the phone he can escape, in person, he's got nowhere to go. I wanna see his face.

Matt King:
[to Brian Speer] Elizabeth is dying. Wait... F*** you! And she's dying.

Matt King:
[to Elizabeth] Goodbye, Elizabeth. Goodbye, my love, my friend, my pain, my joy. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.

Alexandra King:
Hey, Scottie! Reina's a f***ed-up hoe-bag and you need to stay away from her! And she's going to be a meth-head and she's gonna get used by stupid guys! She's a twat! Say it!

Scott Thorson:
[to Matt] It's ironic, Elizabeth in this misfortune just as you come into your fortune.

Sid:
[on Scott] That guy is a prick. Is he always like that?

Matt King:
Yeah.

Matt King:
You little f***! Do you get hit a lot?

Sid:
I don't know, I've had my share.

Matt King:
[to Alex] Your friend is retarded, you know that?

Sid:
Hey I've got a brother who's retarded! You don't have to get all derogatory.

Matt King:
Nothing just happens!

Brian Speer:
Everything just happens.

Matt King:
One more question for you.

Brian Speer:
Yes?

Matt King:
Ever been inside my bedroom?

Brian Speer:
Once.

Matt King:
You could have had the decency to lie about that one.

Brian Speer:
Alright, twice.

Alexandra King:
When I was over at Christmas, I caught her with the guy. It made me sick to see her near you. I went back to school thinking that that was it... that I was just done with her. I was gonna call and tell you everything, and... and then the accident happened, and... I was waiting until she woke up, I guess. You didn't even suspect. Right? Right? You disgusted me too. You're always so busy.