The Detectives

Detective Constable David 'Dave' Ian Lovelace Briggs:
[Dave and Bob are dressed as hippies to get into a road protesters' camp] You're loving this, aren't you?

Detective Constable Robert 'Bob' Elvis Aaron Louis:
[flicking his long blonde wig around] What?

Detective Constable David 'Dave' Ian Lovelace Briggs:
Having hair.

Detective Constable Robert 'Bob' Elvis Aaron Louis:
See the sugar bowl? That's drugs! What you do is, you rub in on your gums and see if it tingles. [They start rubbing the "sugar" into their gums]

Detective Constable David 'Dave' Ian Lovelace Briggs:
Oh yeah, it does tingle!

Detective Constable Robert 'Bob' Elvis Aaron Louis:
Tingle!

Detective Constable David 'Dave' Ian Lovelace Briggs:
Tingly-wingly!

Detective Constable Robert 'Bob' Elvis Aaron Louis:
...It's more of a tickle, than a tingle.

Detective Constable Robert 'Bob' Elvis Aaron Louis:
[Driving the police car, stoned] More Oxo! [Eats an "innocent" Oxo Cube]

Detective Constable David 'Dave' Ian Lovelace Briggs:
[about Bob] He is the only friend I've got!