The Fargo Phantom

Deuce:
Smokey Rogers! Boy, am I glad to see you!

Smokey:
Yeah, you always are when you're in trouble.

Deuce:
Pat wants to see you before you pull out. She's the boss.

Tex:
She?

Tex, Smokey:
What kind of an outfit is this?

Pat Condon:
A stage line that's almost broke!

[Tex puts the strongbox under his seat in stagecoach driver's box]

Agent:
Don't you think you'd better carry that box on top where you can keep an eye on it?

Tex:
I'll carry it down here where I can keep a *foot* on it.

Tex:
No passengers?

Deuce:
Nope. They're all afraid of the "Fargo Phantom". That's what they're callin' us now.

[Deuce and Smokey shoot Hartley as he was about to bushwhack Tex and Pat]

Deuce:
They didn't even see Hartley!

Smokey:
Wonder what they'd say if they knowed we saved their lives?

Deuce:
They wouldn't believe it.

Smokey:
Well, if we hadn't winged him, they'd both be wearing wings now.

Deuce:
Instead of double-harness.

Smokey, Deuce:
And soon.