The Gingerdead Man

Jimmy Dean:
[referring to his daughter] Did you know she was named Ms. Pretty Face of Waco?

Lorna Dean:
6000 dollars goes a long way at Wal-Mart

Amos Cadbury:
What the hell is that ?

Millard:
It sure ain't the Pillsbury f***ing doughboy.

Amos Cadbury:
Wait, wait. Are you telling me that thing was a cookie you were baking? That's crazy, crazy. Ok, do you have a magic oven?

Amos Cadbury:
If that thing is real, I say we grab that mother f***er and we take it in to Leno, Letterman. How much dough can you make from a talking cookie... heh dough, cookie, get it?

Lorna Dean:
[talking on her cell phone] Daddy, you have got to come and get me, I'm at Betty's Bakery and we got homicidal baked goods after us.

Lorna Dean:
Shut your pie hole.

Millard:
I said you were a smart cookie.

Millard:
Awww, ain't that sweet? I see a sappy love story brewing. Baby, it's all over but the crying.

Brick Fields:
Now it's time to meet your maker, prepare to face the butcher baker, for tonight your ass it toast.

Millard:
You gotta be shittin' me?

Brick Fields:
[after eating the gingerbread man's head] Got Milk?

Millard:
Save room for dessert cause I'm coming after you.

Millard:
Eat me, you punk b*tch!

Brick Fields:
Butcher Baker's no one's b*tch! [begins to eat gingerdead man]

Amos Cadbury:
Now wait a minute, you mean to tell me that that...

Sarah Leigh:
I know it sounds crazy. Amos, I don't know how it happen. It's only thing that makes sense even if it is Twilight Zone kind of sense.

Amos Cadbury:
The guy that... killed Jeremy and your daddy? That you helped send to the electric chair? Millard Findlemeyer? Has come back from the dead... to get revenge on you... inside a cookie?

Millard:
Hey rat, rat! I'm talking to you! You want a piece of me? Hey you little sh*t, f*** off! Come over. I want kick your ass. I'll kick your little rat ass.