The Great Gabbo

Gabbo:
Well, Otto, my boy, how do you feel today?

Otto:
Oh, I feel fine, thank you. How do you feel, Gabbo?

Otto:
Say, vhere do I come in? I could hide some hotdogs vithout any trouble!

Gabbo:
You said I was you, so I'm eating enough for both of us.

Otto:
Vell then, I hope I have a pain in your shtomach.

Mary:
We only take out of life what we put into it.

Otto:
Ha ha ha! He he he! Ho ho ho! I'm laughing!

Otto:
[to audience] How are you fixed for steady company?

Gabbo:
Otto! How often do I have to tell you not to be so fresh?

Otto:
Okay chief! [back to audience] How are you fixed for steady company?

Gabbo:
Otto! Now that's enough or I'll put you away!

Gabbo:
How is your little baby brother, Otto?

Otto:
Oh, he makes me so mad! He cries und cries und cries!

Gabbo:
You know Otto, I think that child is ABSOLUTELY spoiled!

Otto:
Oh, no! Dey all smell dat vay!

Gabbo:
[Otto won't "shut up"] Otto, if you don't keep quiet I'll smash you! I'll destroy so that you won't make another sound! Do I want to listen to you? No!

Gabbo:
[after being fired by manager] What do I care for your show? Would you have a show without the Great Gabbo? All right! I'll quit! [Begins laughing hysterically] Otto, he thinks he's going to have a show without Gabbo! I'M LAUGHING!

[first lines]

Mary:
Oh, I see a move. Look - eight on the nine, and then your King comes up, and that plays a Queen.

Gabbo:
Will you leave these cards alone? You think you can show me something?