The Hills

[Lauren is surprised to see Heidi at her birthday party. She goes to talk to Lo and Stephanie]

Lauren Conrad:
So, fun question, which one of you invited Heidi?

Stephanie Pratt:
Lo.

Lauren Conrad:
I know Lo didn't I was just being nice.

Lauren Conrad:
So why did you call me?

Jason Wahler:
I just haven't talked to you for awhile, seeing how you've been.

Lauren Conrad:
Here's a guy who I really like and he's done something really terrible to me, but I still like him but I can't be with him, so it's almost harder.

Lauren Conrad:
Love is not a maybe thing, you know when you love someone.

Kristin Cavallari:
[gets involved in Brody and Jayde's argument at a noisy nightclub despite Brody's objection] Jayde! Get your friends outta here. [pushes Jayde]

Jayde Nicole:
Don't push me!

Kristin Cavallari:
[displaying adult behavior] B*tch!

Kristin Cavallari:
[Brody pushes the girls apart] Jayde! You and your f***ing girlfriends need to get the f*** out of here!

: [Brody at Jayde] Stop! Jayde, it's about you being so psycho. That's exactly why we broke up.

Kristin Cavallari:
[obviously not convinced Brody's words are not enough] Jayde! get the f*** out of here!

Jayde Nicole:
Are you f***ing kidding me?

Kristin Cavallari:
[obviously in need of getting the last word] F*** you, Jayde!

: [Brody has had enough] Crazy, crazy! I'm leaving. I'm going. Let's go! [leads his entourage away]

Heidi Montag:
[to Spencer, finally voicing it aloud] Maybe you're the problem!

Lauren Conrad:
Oh my god, I just saw Lo's "Britney"!

Lauren Conrad:
[advice to Audrina about choosing a boyfriend] You don't want a normal guy. [pause] Normal's not fun.

Holly Montag:
[to Spencer] The only person you care about is yourself.

Spencer Pratt:
[ending the discussion] Glad you know what's up.