The Incredible Crash Dummies

[Slick and Spin crash a motorcycle]

Slick:
That was beautiful, Spin -- I just went to pieces!

Spin:
Really? Did the camera get it?

Slick:
I forgot to take the lens-cap off.

Spin:
Give me my leg so I can run away!

Spin:
Boy! This is really super-secret, eh Doc?

Doctor Zub:
[chuckles] You bet your lugnuts!

Doctor Zub:
Ted's head has been altered to fit only the Torso 9000. You could say, Ted's really sticking his neck out for safety! [chuckles]

Doctor Zub:
That was quite a test-run out there!

Ted:
I ironed out a few bugs. How's the Torso 9000?

Doctor Zub:
The Torso is fine, Ted -- and once we get you back together, you'll be fine, too. After all, you've got a good head on your shoulders.

Ted:
Not at the moment, Doc.

Ted:
But I need my body! It's got my arms and legs on it!

Slick:
We'll find it!

Spin:
Yeah! It didn't just get up and walk away.

Doctor Zub:
[indicating a Junkman-shaped hole in the door] As a matter of fact, Spin, that's precisely what happened.

Junkman:
Piston Head! Get me that microdisc!

Piston Head:
As you command, master. What is the first step?

Junkman:
To get off the roof, you idiot!

Piston Head:
As you command, o junkful one.

[Piston Head steps off the roof and falls into a rubbish skip]

Junkman:
What a moron.