The Job

The Job

The Job may refer to: In film and television: The Job (2003 film), an action film starring Daryl Hannah The Job (2009 film), a dark comedy starring Patrick Flueger The Job, a 2005 short film featuring Marysia Kay The Job (2001 TV series), an American comedy-drama starring Denis Leary The Job (2013 TV series), a cancelled American reality competition show "The Job" (The Office), an episode of The Office (U.S.) The Job (2018 film), a short film starring Kalki Koechlin & produced by Kushal SrivastavaIn literature: The Job (novel), a 1917 novel by Sinclair Lewis The Job (police newspaper), the official newspaper of London's Metropolitan Police Service The Job: Interviews with William S. Burroughs, a 1969 book by Daniel Odier The Job, a 1998 novel by Douglas Kennedy

Year:
2001
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Terrence 'Pip' Phillips:
Can I ask you something?

Mike McNeill:
Yeah.

Terrence 'Pip' Phillips:
Do I look okay?

Mike McNeill:
Yeah, you look fine.

Terrence 'Pip' Phillips:
I look all right?

Mike McNeill:
What do you mean? Yeah.

Terrence 'Pip' Phillips:
Last night I'm getting in bed. And my wife said - She says my ass looks fat.

Mike McNeill:
I'm not getting involved.

Terrence 'Pip' Phillips:
I'm asking you, as my best friend, does my ass look fat?

Mike McNeill:
Well, how should I know? I never look at your ass.

Terrence 'Pip' Phillips:
Okay, look, I'll get out the car, walk around front.

Mike McNeill:
Yeah?

Terrence 'Pip' Phillips:
You just take a look at the ass.

Mike McNeill:
What, wha?

Terrence 'Pip' Phillips:
Just tell me what you think. [Gets out of the car]

Mike McNeill:
Pip. Hey! Get in the car, pip! Pip. I don't believe this. Get in the car, pip.

Terrence 'Pip' Phillips:
Well?

Mike McNeill:
You know, this is, this is how it starts probably. You know, it starts with us talking about your gigantic ass here in a car, and then in about a month we're sitting on a couch somewhere holding hands and watching "The Wizard of Oz" on DVD wide screen.

Terrence 'Pip' Phillips:
What? Gigantic?

Mike McNeill:
Oh, no, no, man. No, that's not, sorry, buddy. That wasn't what I meant to say. You're not fat, man. You're not. You know, you're, uh, you're, uh, big boned.

Terrence 'Pip' Phillips:
Big boned.

Mike McNeill:
That's a good thing, man. There's a lot of good-looking big boned people. You know? What the hell am I saying? You know what? We're not talking about your ass ever again. Don't bring the ass up in the car! You're worried about how big it is, stop eating.


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