The Joneses

[first lines]

Steve Jones:
Man, this thing rides smooth!

Kate Jones:
It's very nice.

Steve Jones:
Yes, it's like riding on the ass of an angel. I mean, I wish I could have sold a crossover like this, I wouldn't have been able to keep them in stock.

Kate Jones:
[after sudden kiss] What was that?

Steve Jones:
Just applying myself.

Steve Jones:
[after sudden hug] Geez, I should say "icon" more often.

Steve Jones:
[ducking out of cosmetics presentation] I'd love to give this my full attention, but I'm gonna go see Larry - tell him I'm gay.

[last lines]

Steve Jones:
Where to?

Kate Jones:
Arizona.

Steve Jones:
Seriously?

Kate Jones:
Is that alright?

Steve Jones:
You're the boss...

Kate Jones:
[chuckling]

Steve Jones:
I want you to come join me in the real world.

Kate Jones:
This is my real world.