The Kumars at No. 42

Sanjeev Kumar:
Hello, and welcome to *my* show.

Sushil Kumar:
[to Tom Jones] Wait till you get to 70, you'll get a second wind.

Sushil Kumar:
[to Charles Dance] Your fans are known as Charlie's Angels. Is that because there are only three of them?

Sushil Kumar:
[to Helena Bonham-Carter] In this country you are seen as the epitome of elegance and good manners. But I personally was very, very happy to see you in Fight Club playing a right old slut. Did you enjoy it?

Sushil Kumar:
[to David Hasselhoff about Bay Watch] There were lots of characters on that show with plastic breasts.

Sushil Kumar:
Not to mention the women.