The Landlord

[The Renter answers the door]

Renter:
Hi, Pearl.

Pearl The Landlord:
Where's the rent?!

Renter:
You don't have to raise your voice.

Pearl The Landlord:
You pay now!

Renter:
I could give you half.

Pearl The Landlord:
You pay...now, b*tch!

Renter:
Hey, don't talk to me like that, okay?

Pearl The Landlord:
I'm tired of this crap!

Renter:
Look, I...I thought I was clear in my e-mail that I needed a couple of weeks.

Pearl The Landlord:
I work too hard!

Renter:
Could I just get two more weeks?

Pearl The Landlord:
I want my money!

Renter:
You need to relax.

Pearl The Landlord:
You're an a**hole.

Renter:
Uh-uh!

Pearl The Landlord:
I want my money, b*tch.

Renter:
Hey, don't call me b*tch! I'm a grown man!

Pearl The Landlord:
B*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch.

Renter:
God, you're mean.