The Main Event

Percy:
Man, you is the dumbest white guy I know.

Hillary Kramer:
We're gonna get better fights with nicer people.

Hillary Kramer:
You have to tell me exactly what I do after the Kid wins. Do I just jump into the ring? Or do I apologize to the loser? Or maybe I just wave to the fans?

David:
So, you're her fighter?

Eddie 'Kid Natural' Scanlon:
So, you're her husband?

David:
Ex-husband.

Eddie 'Kid Natural' Scanlon:
Well with a little luck I'll be her ex-fighter.