The Merry Frinks

Hattie 'Mom' Frink:
If you lose this job, its curtains. There isn't another paper in town that will take you back, and I mean that Joe.

Joe 'Poppa' Frink:
Yeah, well, maybe somebody will start a new paper!

Hattie 'Mom' Frink:
You look to me like a married man - are you?

Benny Lopez:
Well, you know how it is... gotta go through it once, like the measles, but i aint working at it now.

Lucille Frink:
There's no use trying to stop me. Mr. Lopez and I were meant for each other. We're soul mates.

Joe 'Poppa' Frink:
You are. How many soul mates does this guy got?