The Night Is Young

Elizabeth Katherine Anne 'Lisl' Gluck:
I know I'm only happy when I'm thinking about Toni.

Fanni Kerner:
Honestly, Lisl, I can't see what you see in that piano player.

Elizabeth Katherine Anne 'Lisl' Gluck:
Oh, I know you think he's conceited. I like conceited men. I don't like the other kind.

Fanni Kerner:
What other kind?

Elizabeth Katherine Anne 'Lisl' Gluck:
[reading a newspaper] It says here there's a terrible famine in Tibet. And a riot in Havana.

Archduke Paul 'Gustl' Gustave:
[playing idly at the piano] There's a riot in Havana.

Elizabeth Katherine Anne 'Lisl' Gluck:
Hmm. A riot in the streets.

Archduke Paul 'Gustl' Gustave:
[singing] There's a riot in Havana... [exclaiming] Look! It fits! [resumes singing] There's a riot in Havana and a famine in Tibet...

Elizabeth Katherine Anne 'Lisl' Gluck:
There's a drought in Indiana...

Archduke Paul 'Gustl' Gustave:
[singing] It won't get wet... There is fighting in the Balkans-

Elizabeth Katherine Anne 'Lisl' Gluck:
Oh, it doesn't say that there.

Archduke Paul 'Gustl' Gustave:
There is *always* fighting in the Balkans.

Willy Fitch:
Archduke, you're a prince.