The Opposite Sex

Assistant Stage Manager:
I'd give every cent I've got to be a millionaire.

Crystal Allen:
When Steven doesn't like what I wear, I take it off!

Gloria Dell:
Do you want me to spit in Crystal's eye for you?

Kay Hilliard:
Kay nods "No."

Gloria Dell:
You're passing up a big chance, 'cause where I spit no grass grows ever.

Kay Hilliard:
I've had a whole year to grow claws, Lexy... Jungle Red!

Crystal Allen:
There's no business like show business, honey. when you're out there in those $880 seats. With a sable wrap over your shoulder and your car and driver waiting at the curb.

Crystal Allen:
One of these days I'm gonna have bathroom the size of Radio City Music Hall!

Pat:
Whoever gets that dirty?

Pat:
At least he sent you roses! I had one guy send one lily with a black ribbon around it!

Debbie:
I had another bad dream, can I get in bed with you?

Kay Hilliard:
Of course you may. [Debbie climbs in] There, is that better?

Debbie:
This is the only good thing about divorce, you get to sleep with your mother.

Debbie:
What makes people fall out of love?

Kay Hilliard:
I don't know, some people just change.

Debbie:
Could you ever fall out of love with me?

Kay Hilliard:
Oh no, this is different.

Debbie:
I don't think I should go away with you, Mother, but please don't think it's because I fell out of love with you.