The Palace

Sir Iain Ratalick:
[sarcastically] Really? So she's coming back to his place to listen to his latest Arctic Monkeys LP, is she?

Abigail Thomas:
You were doing really well 'til you said "LP"

Miranda Hill:
[to King Richard] When the revolution comes, you are SO going to be the first up against the wall.

Queen Charlotte:
Jeremy, is this my toast and marmalade?

Jeremy Robinson:
the King has appointed a new chef; he's an ardent fan of drizzle, apparently.

Queen Charlotte:
[Royal shutterbug is snapping the Usual Suspects posed for a state visit, when the Royal family notices... ] Ah, Alice Templeton. Good, good, good, good, good.

Princess Eleanor:
Fatty? God, SHE's gone all low-carb all of a sudden.

[to the rest of the royal family, while he is waving to the crowd from the balcony of Buckingham Palace after his Coronation]

King Richard IV:
[mutters] Everyone smile and look delighted... or else!