The Powerpuff Girls

Professor Utonium:
Powerpuff hotline.

Mayor:
Oh, this is terrible! Terrible!

Professor Utonium:
Well, Mr. Terrible, I'm sorry, but this line is reserved for...

Mayor:
No, no, no! This is the Mayor! I need the girls immediately!

Professor Utonium:
[laughing] Sorry, Mayor. See, I thought you were... [the Mayor screams over the line] Sorry. Hold on, Mayor.

Narrator:
Sugar. Spice. And everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction... Chemical X. Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born. Using their ultra-superpowers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil.

Buttercup:
It's about time the Mayor filled that giant pothole.

Bubbles:
I think it's nice that the Mayor is keeping Townsville nice.

Bubbles:
Uh, filling potholes is his job, Bubbles. Being nice has nothing to do with it.

Professor Utonium:
Girls, time to get up. Breakfast is ready.

Buttercup:
Bacon and eggs?

Bubbles:
Waffles?

Blossom:
French toast?

Professor Utonium:
Liver and onions.

Buttercup:
Liver and onions? I hate liver and onions! This stuff isn't even fit for a dog to eat!

Bubbles:
That's it! We'll feed it to our dog.

Buttercup:
Duh! We don't have a dog!

Blossom:
So, now how do we get the money to afford the destructoray? Think, girls, think. Except you, Bubbles.

Narrator:
The city of Townsville! What's this? People running for their lives? Yeah, yeah, what else is new?

Mayor:
No! I didn't take it! It was Ms. Bellum!

Narrator:
There! It's time for you to make your speech.

Mayor:
Okay... what speech?

Narrator:
The speech you will make!

Mayor:
Oh!

Narrator:
No, not "oh!" You!

Mayor:
Why?

Narrator:
No, you!

Mayor:
You?

Narrator:
No, not me! You, the mayor!

Mayor:
Me?

Narrator:
Yes! That's what I said!

Mayor:
Now, wait a minute. Who's "I"?

Narrator:
I is you!

Mayor:
Stop it!

Narrator:
Gee, are you okay?

Mayor:
I don't know any more!

Narrator:
Oh, forget it.

Bubbles:
We'll be forced into hard labor by evil-forced cobbler elves!

Buttercup:
Evil-forced cobbler elves?

Bubbles:
Well... yeah.

Buttercup:
[running] I'm using muscles I never even knew I had!

Buttercup:
Fighting robot? For what?

Professor Utonium:
So all the nerds out there will think I'm cool.

Mojo Jojo:
But, but, but...

Blossom:
But is right, and yours is about to get kicked!

Bubbles:
Is this a stick up?

Blossom:
It's more like a stuck up!

Buttercup:
Running to the nearest girl with curls. [Acting all jealous, then looks at Blossom and Bubbles] NOT LIKE I CARE!

Buttercup:
Well, I wish there is something that would happen.

Bubbles:
The Gang Green Gang! You wish for them? I thought you were over them.

Buttercup:
Why do you gotta bring up old stuff?

Professor Utonium:
Bring it on, daddy-o.

Mojo Jojo:
Oh that is so LAME. You will PAY for your use of inappropriate dialogue.

Mojo Jojo:
I wasn't born a super villain chimp with an oversized brain you know. Evil geniuses are made not born.

Mojo Jojo:
I swear that today is the day that I will develop a plan so diabolical and evil that I will crush the Powerpuff Girls. But first... I must attend to the dishes that I have soiled with the food that I have eaten.

Narrator:
Just because you're a genius doesn't mean you're a smart guy.

Mayor:
Mojo Jojo is destroying Soho with his Robo Jojo, and that's a big no-no. So hurry up and go-go.

Police Chief:
Well I'll be bamboozled.

Mojo Jojo:
Now to catch up on the world's latest events that have happened that this paper has reported with the words that they wrote.

Mojo Jojo:
Curses...

Buttercup:
Careful, Bubbles. Your ego is showing.

Bubbles:
[scanning herself] Huh? What? Where?

Blossom:
Let's roll.

Princess:
I know you think I'm too little to own my own city, but don't worry. I won't let you down. I'll be the best little capitalist piglet Princess you ever had.

Narrator:
Oh, I just love these stories where you laugh and learn.

Truant Officer:
I was being sarcastic, which is another big word you'll learn in school. But you wouldn't know that considering you've never attended one of this country's great educational facilities, which is a thought that just sickens me.

Soldier:
Roger, Bravo Delta, this is Sitting Duck. I have Bogie Queen in my sights, and I'm, uh, going to shoot bullets at it now.

Reporter:
And it is this reporter's opinion that perhaps none of this would've happened if the Powerpuff Girls would've just saved the day.

Princess:
Go. Hurry. My financial future is at stake.

Buttercup:
OK, let's take care of these knuckleheads and get back to school.

Narrator:
Mojo Jojo! Say it ain't so-so!

Bubbles:
All right already! We get the picture! We were there, remember?

Buttercup:
You're just jealous.

Bubbles:
I am not, just because Blossom wouldn't do it doesn't mean I would.

Buttercup:
Uh-huh.

Bubbles:
Uh-uh.

Buttercup:
Uh-huh.

Bubbles:
Uh-uh.

Buttercup:
Uh-huh.

Bubbles:
[angrily] Uh-uh!

[Bubbles punches Buttercup down the hall]

Blossom:
It was an accident. It was really good. Really.

[the doll's face has ripped off]

Mayor:
Girls... What is it that makes a man, a man?

Blossom:
Uhhh...

Professor Utonium:
I remember when the premiere issue of "Extreme Chemical Physics" came out. I was so anxious to get a copy I... [notices the girls are gone] Oh, is the latest issue out already?

Bubbles:
Goodness gracious! Sir, you are being slowly digested. We need to get you to a hospital.

Slim:
Why don't you go? You're the bossman.

Bossman:
Huh? I can't go. I'm the getaway driver.

Slim:
But you don't have a car.

Narrator:
There's one animal that doesn't play well with others: the mutated monkey Mojo Jojo. In one of his more pathetic disguises, I might add.

Mojo Jojo:
I have no intention of comitting any crimes. Today.

Blossom:
Then what were you doing before we got here?

Mojo Jojo:
Sleeping.

Buttercup:
Before that?

Mojo Jojo:
Reading the paper!

Blossom:
Oh. Well you better behave yourself, or we'll be back!

Mojo Jojo:
[sarcastically] Oh goodness. I better not snore!

Captain Righteous:
You're not pulling my prosthetic leg are you?

Buttercup:
Have you made any progress?

Professor Utonium:
Girls, check this out. I've invented a DNA-based, vector-sensitive, target-seeking computer virus, which if remotely uploaded to the target individual's communications peripherals, will directly enter their sensory system, causing the individual to cluck uncontrollably, like a chicken; develop incurable rashes - with or without excess body hair; hideous screaming follows, and finally - ha ha! Total meltdown!

Bubbles:
Um, that's cool, but will it help us catch Mask Scara?

Professor Utonium:
Well, no.

Professor Utonium:
Well, you see, Miss Kean, the girls are superheroes, and saving the world is a big responsibility.

Miss Kean:
Yes, but education is a bigger responsibility.

Professor Utonium:
That am true ma'am.

Narrator:
And so, once again, the day is saved, thanks to... Benjamin Franklin's suggestion of setting clocks back during the winter for extra daylight to conserve economic spending on candles... and the Powerpuff Girls.

Museum Guard #1:
Who would win in a fight, Mega Man or Mondo Dude?

Museum Guard #2:
Oh, Mega Man, totally!

Bubbles:
Asps... very dangerous.

Bubbles:
[looking at a plate of broccoli] Ewww! What's that icky green stuff?

Blossom:
It definitely isn't cake.

Buttercup:
It ain't a corn dog.

Bubbles:
I know it's not a hamster.

Blossom, Buttercup:
YOU EAT HAMSTERS?

Bubbles:
No, I like hamsters, and I know I don't like that stuff!

Mayor:
Do you think I'm blind? Of course I smell it.

Buttercup:
Baths are for big fat wussies.

[Storms out, a pause]

Bubbles:
I'm not fat.

Ameoba Boys:
Well?

Princess:
You gave them dolls?

Ameoba Boys:
Voodoo dolls! Let the torture begin!

Mojo Jojo:
You pinheads! You're not supposed to give them the dolls! The dolls are what you stick the needles in!

Ameoba Boys:
So? What's your point?

Narrator:
The day is saved... with no thanks to the Powerpuff Girls. Hey, I did it all by myself.

Blossom:
Buttercup was just trying to get your goat.

Bubbles:
[grabs her stuffed goat] Oh...

Blossom:
Would you stop destroying Townsville with your evil zombie magic, pleeeease?

Mayor:
My favorite hat's been ruined. And, oh yeah, Townsville's under attack by an evil demented zombie magician.

[Mojo Jojo is zapping Bubbles with a laser trying to make her cry]

Bubbles:
I'm not gonna cry... you... dumb... doo-doo brain!

Mojo Jojo:
Doo-doo brain? That's it! I've had it with your sassy mouth! I didn't want to do this... well, actually, I did.

[Sets the intensity of the laser from 2 to 11]

Bubbles:
It's not fair! I'm just as tough and strong and mean as Buttercup and Blossom, but they just don't believe me. They all treat me like a baby. I'll show them. I'll prove that I can be... hard-core!

Blossom:
Man, Bubbles, we really underestimated you.

Buttercup:
And you know what?

Bubbles:
[angrily] WHAT?

Buttercup:
You're hard core!

Bubbles:
[sweetly] Really? Hee hee hee! Aw, shucks! And girls, I'm sorry for running off. Mojo would never have gotten me if I did not have you two to look out for me.

Blossom:
Team?

Buttercup:
Team.

Bubbles:
Team.

Blossom:
Mr. Mayor, you had written an elaborate note telling Ms. Bellum that you'd gone home to write your election speech.

Mayor:
I did? How smart of me!

Blossom:
That's not what I mean! See, you didn't actually write the note.

Mayor:
But you just said I wrote the note!

Blossom:
Ms. Bellum said that you couldn't have possibly written the note because she writes all of your speeches.

Mayor:
Ms. Bellum wrote the note?

Blossom:
No! Neither you nor Ms. Bellum wrote the note!

Mayor:
Then who wrote the note? I'm sorry, Blossom, but this is all terribly confusing.

Blossom:
I knew that there was only one evil menacing character cunning enough to do this.

Bubbles:
Mojo Jojo!

Mayor:
Mojo Jojo?

Girls:
[All three Powerpuff Girls, in unison] Yes! Yes!

Mayor:
Mojo Jojo wrote my speech? I'll have to thank him!

Bubbles:
HA! I GOT YOU! YOU'RE DONE! OUT! FINISHED! YOU'RE BEATEN DOWN, SISTER, BY CUTE LITTLE BUBBLES!

Blossom:
Sheesh, relax! It's just a game.

Bubbles:
And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE.

Talking Dog:
Well I may be able to talk but I sure as heck can't drive.

Bubbles:
Yeah. We were flying to Mojo Jojo's house. I like flying. Oh, and then there were these really pretty clouds. And there was one that was shaped like a heart, and there was this one that looked like a pretty pony, and there was one that looked like a cloud...

Bubbles:
Yeah. Mojo did a very silly thing, he did, blowing a hole in his house. Boy, was he mad. There was steam coming out of his ears, but I knew that deep down inside he was a sad, poor little monkey.

Blossom:
STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT! YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE! THE MAYOR ISN'T FOLLOWING YOUR STORIES AT ALL!

Buttercup:
Well, maybe he would if you would "butt out".

["butt out" is referring to the rescued, but pantsless mayor]

Bubbles:
Yeah! Butt it out!

["Butt it out" is referring to the rescued, but pantsless mayor]

Bubbles:
Let me tell the story. I tell it the bestest. Besides, I remember everything like it happened yesterday.

Blossom:
IT HAPPENED TODAY! See? This is what I mean.

Buttercup:
Oh, shut up!

Bubbles:
You don't even know how to tell a good bedtime story.

Bubbles:
[wearing glasses] What? What? What's so funny?

Blossom:
Oh, nothing...

Buttercup:
Dork!

Bubbles:
[looks in the mirror] I do look like a dork.

Buttercup:
No, you don't.

Blossom:
Yeah. You look like a nerd.

Bubbles:
I'm back!

Blossom:
Well, what a sight for sore eyes!

Buttercup:
It's old four-eyes!

Bubbles:
Hey! You said you were just kidding!

Buttercup:
We were!

Blossom:
About being just kidding!

Professor Utonium:
Final analysis: Lumpkins, above all things, are stupid. On a side note, never speak of this incident again.

Bubbles:
Boy, a few more seconds, and Fuzzy would have been our mom.

Buttercup:
You mean our dad.

Blossom:
Yeah, and Professor would have been our mom.

Professor Utonium:
I said, never speak of it again!

[the Mayor is being held over Townsville Hall]

Mayor:
Say! I can see my house from here!

Mayor:
Powerpuff Girls, the city's being devoured! And whatever it is, it's very close! It's in the office...

Blossom:
What?

Mayor:
Okay, now there's a giant claw... it's very big and it's snapping.

Blossom:
Hold tight, Mayor. We're on our way!

Mayor:
Okay, I'll hold.

Mayor:
Thanks to you girls, Townsville is safe. And my hat is back in its proper place. How can I ever repay you for saving the day?

Blossom:
No payment necessary, Mayor.

Buttercup:
We were just doing our job.

Bubbles:
We're superheroes!

Mayor:
Yes, but I'm the Mayor! How about a statue? Powerpuff Girls Day?

[the girls shake their heads]

Mayor:
No? Well, then at least take some candy.

Blossom:
Thanks, Mayor, but the Professor says we aren't allowed to have any...

[Bubbles and Buttercup reach for some candy]

Blossom:
Hey! Well, okay. Maybe this one piece won't hurt.

Bubbles:
That... was... amazing.

Blossom/Buttercup:
Yeah!

Mayor:
Candy doesn't grow on trees, you know!

Buttercup:
[to the hotline] RING ALREADY!

Blossom:
Forget it, Buttercup. There's just nothing going on. No crimes, no monsters, no nothing.

Bubbles:
I could sure use a piece of candy right about now.

Blossom:
But the mayor said...

Buttercup:
[immitating the mayor] Blah blah blah blah blah blah, save the day!

Blossom:
[in an overlarge trenchcoat wearing a fedora] Thank you for coming. We are in need of your services. Just do what you do best.

Bubbles:
[at coat's midsection] Then take the fall.

Buttercup:
[at coat's hem] And we bust you out the next day.

Mysterious Shadow Figure:
Hmmm...

Blossom:
We know you can't resist this oppurtunity.

Bubbles:
What do you say...?

Buttercup:
...pal?

Blossom:
MOJO!

Mojo Jojo:
Back so soon?

Blossom:
We had a deal, Mojo!

Mojo Jojo:
Don't get me wrong. Destroying Townsville on a daily basis is a pretty good gig. But to be able to take away that which gave you so much joy, to destroy your happiness is just so much more satisfying to the soul. If only I could have seen the look on your faces when you realized. I think I can imagine.

Blossom:
You're a bad monkey, Mojo!

Mojo Jojo:
I know.

Blossom:
What have we done? Look at us. Look at Mojo. This isn't who we are. This is crazy!

Bubbles:
But what about the candy?

Buttercup:
Don't you see, Bubbles?

Blossom:
It was the candy that did this to us. The candy made us something we're not.

Girls:
Mayor?

Buttercup:
We brought your candy back.

Bubbles:
And Mojo too! See? He... wasn't... really... bad after all. It...

Blossom:
We're sorry, Mayor.

Bubbles:
We want to apologize.

Blossom:
Okay, you don't have to look at us, but at least hear us out. You see, we convinced Mojo to commit crimes.

Buttercup:
Then we could save the day...

Bubbles:
...and get rewarded with candy.

Blossom:
But then Mojo and the candy got the better of us.

Buttercup:
We were out of control

Bubbles:
We're sorry.

Mayor:
And you yelled at me!

Girls:
We're sorry.

Mayor:
You poor girls, caught up in all that!

Blossom:
So you forgive us?

Mayor:
Well, you did make a mistake, but you realized what wrong you caused and set things right by telling the truth. And for that, you deserve a reward!

Blossom:
Oh, Mayor, after all the trouble we caused?

Mayor:
All righty, if that's the way you feel.

Blossom:
Maybe just one piece.

Mayor:
FUZZY! You can throw away my things, and I don't mind the hay on the floor, and the chicken wire's a nice touch, and I kinda like that beat-up old flivver. But no one, I mean no one, wears my mayorin' hat! \ Now give it back!

[the Powerpuffs are mixed together as one and try to move; one of them accidently farts]

Blossom:
Nice!

Mojo Jojo:
Mojo is hungry. Mojo cannot think properly without the proper sustenance in Mojo's stomach.

[at the end of "Crazy Mixed Up Puffs"]

Narrator:
And so, once again, the day is saved... thanks to... Blosubblecup... er, um... Buttossubbles... or... Bubbersom... er... ah, skip!

[a failed experiment on Prof. Utonium's part causes everyone in Townsville to switch bodies]

Mayor:
[in Bubbles' body] Help! We have an emergency situation here!

Professor Utonium:
[in Buttercup's body] We know, Mayor, we've swapped bodies.

Mayor:
[in Bubbles' body] No, no, no! I've got a run in my stocking.

Girls:
We love...

[blocked out by the sound of a dog barking]

Girls:
It's such a wonderful word!

Him:
Splendidly evil, isn't it?

Mojo Jojo:
Evil? How about stupid? Yes, thanks to your foolishness, we will be reduced to nothing. Nothing! Like the amount of intelligence inside your head. Nothing! Like the amount of respect I get after six seasons on this show!

Man:
Son, when I was your age, I was 12.

Professor Utonium:
Not buts! I mean it!

Bubbles:
Anybody want a peanut?

Old film announcer:
Thank you, Captain Righteous, thank you, Lefty, for putting the 'I Can' back in Amer-I-Can.

Buttercup:
Wow, our own movie!

Blossom:
Yeah. And finally, we'll get the recognition we deserve.

Bubbles:
And the premiere. Oh... maybe I'll get a chance to meet Leo!

Buttercup:
I'm the strongest fighter here!

Bubbles:
Yeah, but you are the worst actor.

Bubbles:
Well, I don't have any lines, and I'm the cutest and the favorite!

Narrator:
Oh no! Bernie Bernstein a fraud? And I was promised a part in that movie!

Blossom:
What's it doing?

Mojo Jojo:
Cheese!

Bubbles:
It's doing cheese?

Bubbles:
I think Mojo has lost it.

Buttercup:
I don't think he ever had it.

Buttercup:
Can't you abacus any faster?

Blossom:
Aba-kiss my butt!

Narrator:
Oh Mayor, what would Townsville do without you? Probably be a lot better off.

Blossom:
You've been locked out since Wednesday? But, Mayor, it's Saturday. Why did you wait so long to call?

Mayor:
My cell phone calling plan has free weekend minutes.

Narrator:
And with that, the girls were off... faster than you could say "Professor Utonium."

Mayor:
Professor Uton...

Girls:
We're here, Mayor!

Mayor:
Well, I'll be. I couldn't finish saying it.

Blossom:
A tarot card. Girls, this is worse than we imagined.

Bubbles:
Whatever do you mean, Blossom?

Blossom:
Not only are we dealing with a petty criminal, we're dealing with... a tarot-ist!

Bubbles:
Let's go get her!

Buttercup:
Yeah! I see a knuckle sandwich in her future!

Narrator:
Regardless of how the Mayor handles his civic duties, the girls still had a job to do. And with that, they were off faster than you could say "bad television."

Mayor:
Bad televi...

Girls:
Later, Mayor!

Mayor:
Darn it!

Mayor:
You were right, Ms. Bellum. The pickle patch is great! Especially on cold turkey sandwiches.

Buttercup:
Wait! Wait! Wait! Let me get this straight. You asked a psychic for decisions on municipal issues?

Mayor:
No, no, of course not. That would be silly. I got advice from a dead relative.

Narrator:
Oh, no! It's the Mayor of Townsville! The one person who should have read the newspaper today, but didn't!

Narrator:
And the Mayor was let back into Townsville faster than you could say, "open sesame."

Mayor:
Open sesa...

Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup:
Here you go, Mayor.

Mayor:
Shoot!

Buttercup:
Bubbles! Put down that stupid octopus and help us with this stupid octopus!

Madame Argentina:
Would you like your palms read?

Bubbles:
Oh, no thanks. I like them the color they are.

Bubbles:
[singing] D'oh! In my tailbone!

Narrator:
And as Madame Argentina plied her false fortunes, the goose got down.

Fred the Duck:
Is that a feather joke?

Madame Argentina:
A good medium never reveals her secrets.

Mayor:
I thought it was musician.

Madame Argentina:
Whatever.

Narrator:
For these are but a few of Townsville's citizens who've been robbed by this elusive and rather vertically-challenged psychic, which is why the newspapers this day read "Small Medium at Large!"

Mayor:
Oh! Oh! Oh, my! Roaches are encroaching on my town!

Mayor:
What to do? What to do?

Sara Bellum:
Excuse me, Mr. Mayor. Don't you think you should make... the call?

Mayor:
Oh, yes, yes. Good thinking, Ms. Sara Bellum. Call... the exterminator!

Sara Bellum:
No, sir. [pointing to the Powerpuff hotline]

Sara Bellum:
The other call.

Professor Utonium:
Don't just harm an insect just because it's yucky on the outside. It's the insect inside that counts.

Blossom:
The professor said not to harm an insect just because it's yucky on the outside... but THIS ONE'S YUCKY ON THE INSIDE!

Mayor:
Well done, girls! I knew you were innocent all along!

Narrator:
Yeah right.

Bubba:
What's your sign?

Ms. Bellum:
Stop.

[after some male criminals dress up as the Powerpuff Girls]

Narrator:
Oh, no! Imposter Powerpuffs! What a drag!

Steve:
Better heroes, huh? Listen, girls. My name is Steve. I'm a monster. I've been coming here for three days, causing all sorts of damage to your town. And what do I get? Two days of no-shows, and now this. A flag girl who does rope tricks, some rabbit, and Little Miss Darkness who's afraid of a little sun.

Buttercup:
Hey! Do you have any idea who you're talking to?

Bubbles:
We're superheroes!

Blossom:
Real ones!

Steve:
Yeah, well, that's great and all, but what am I supposed to tell the guys back on Monster Isle? You see, when a monster visits Townsville, he must fight the Powerpuff Girls. And if he can hold his own and make it back to Monster Isle alive, he's a hero. Now this new bit is just not gonna cut it. Sure, you didn't have a thirst for vengeance, stickers with your face on them, or souped-up vehicles, cause you didn't need them! See? Even if you take away the costumes, props, and angst, you still have all the bravery and courage it takes to save the day. So what do you say? Powerpuff Girls?

Blossom:
Let's get him, girls!

Steve:
Now that's better!

Bubbles:
Gee, Grandma Babysitter, what big eyes you have.

Jewel Thief:
All the better to see this cereal.

Buttercup:
Gee, Grandma Babysitter, what an interesting mustache you have.

Jewel Thief:
All the better to keep this cereal in my mouth.

Blossom:
Gee, Grandma Babysitter, you sure do have big rabbit ears.

Jewel Thief:
...all the better to...

Blossom:
Ridiculous Lucky Captain Rabbit King. Lucky Captain Rabbit King Nuggets are for the youth.

Bubbles:
Santa, are you crazy? It's summer.

Buttercup:
Shh...

Blossom:
Watching...

Bubbles:
TV...

Narrator:
But one place in Townsville Park is not filled with fun activity... TOWNSVILLE VOLCANO MOUNTAIN. For on top of this mountain lies the lair of the revengeful, resentful, spiteful, lawbreaking, mad, swindling, thieving, malicious, extorting, assaulting, crooked, torturous, dishonest, complaining, wicked, indecent, menacing, touchy, swarthy, shadowy, villainous villain of all time... and he calls himself... MOJO JOJO. Oh I hate you, I hate you, I hate you.

Bubbles:
And there were some guts. Oh, I didn't like the guts. Yuck.

Mojo Jojo:
Excuse me sir, but can you direct me to the location of where I can locate some eggs for I would like to purchase them so that I can take them home with me and I can eat them today.

[pause]

Mojo Jojo:
And maybe tomorrow.

Mojo Jojo:
Hey you kids, get out of my moat, it was not meant to be played in. I must remember to destroy those kids after my breakfast has been eaten.

[Bubbles is playing drums, Buttercup on bass, and Blossom on lead guitar]

Bubbles:
[singing] Open your eyes and take in every thing that you see. Look at all the colors, red yellow blue and green. We can take an airplane and fly across the world. Look down upon the colors come on everybody lets go! Because...

Girls:
[singing] Love, Love, love lalalove, lalalove, makes the world go round. Love, Love, love lalalove, lalalove, makes the world go round.

Bubbles:
[singing] Open your ears and listen what the world has to say. Hear the birds and bells and you will have a brighter day. Everyone has a special song, deep inside their heart. If you want to sing with us, it's a perfect place to start.

[Blossom plays a guitar lead]

Buttercup:
[singing] Love love love lalalove, lalalove makes the world go round.

Bubbles:
[singing] You cant hurt me with the things that you do, I'll pick up dandilions and I'll give 'em to you.

Blossom:
[singing] Puppy dogs, kitty cats swimming in love.

Girls:
[singing] Love, Love, love lalalove, lalalove, makes the world go round. Love, Love, love lalalove, lalalove, makes the world go round.

Bubbles:
You can't have a world without color. Mother Nature has BIG, BIG plans with color.

Mojo Jojo:
EGAD. My Ming dynasty vase. The object of the very first crime that I committed.

Narrator:
And so the day is saved, thanks to... Mojo Jojo. You saved the day.

Mojo Jojo:
I did not.

Narrator:
Don't be silly. You gave their ball back.

Mojo Jojo:
I said I didn't.

Narrator:
All right, all right, you didn't. Sheesh. Talk about your grumpy monkey.

Mojo Jojo:
So wonderful of you to come. I'm starved.

[Blossom throws two hot dogs at Mojo]

Mojo Jojo:
I'm not paying for those!

Blossom:
[sadly] I just cause nothing but problems. I guess I'm not needed here anymore.

[Puts a note on a door and walks away]

Professor Utonium:
Oh! A note!

[reads]

Professor Utonium:
"Professor, I have run away... "

Blossom:
[in voice over] I'm afraid I had to stay and just cause nothing and make everyone unhappy. I need to find a way to serve people and do good.

Professor Utonium:
"Love Blossom." Oh no!

[Looks at the other note]

Professor Utonium:
What's this?

Mojo Jojo:
[in voice over] Professor: Please disregard first note. I have Blossom. Come alone to my lair. Do not bring Buttercup or Bubbles. You must come without them! When you arrive, you must not be accompanied by anyone, especially Buttercup and Bubbles; they are to remain uninformed by you by not telling them anything. Remember, Mojo know you no fool, so come alone without Buttercup or Bubbles, by yourself, with no one with you, alone, yourself. Mojo.

Bubbles:
I feel weird about lying to the Professor.

Blossom:
A little white lie is okay. Besides, it'll all turn out good 'cause we're good.

Bubbles:
And more of us will only be gooder.

Buttercup:
Yeah, good.

Blossom:
And Professor Dick is good, right? And he's only interested in good and goodness. Good?

Bubbles:
Good.

Blossom:
Good?

Buttercup:
Good.

Blossom:
Good?

Girls:
Good night.

Professor Utonium:
Oh, I knew this would happen. My first attempts always turn out to be disasters. Blossom is all crusty, Buttercup is hardly perfect, and Bubbles - ugh! Just horrible.

Professor Utonium:
Bubbles!

Bubbles:
Yes, Professor?

Professor Utonium:
What is this?

Bubbles:
That's a ficus.

Professor Utonium:
Not the plant. This.

[points to wall]

Professor Utonium:
Are you responsible for this?

Bubbles:
Um, well, I'm sure to the untrained eye, this drawing may seem like one of mine. But if you look closer, you'll see it's an obvious attempt at pseudo-impressionism, while I deal strictly in realism. Bye!

Bubbles:
[disguised as Boomer] Uh, hi. It's me, Boomer, your brother. Oh, hey, Fuzzy.

Brick:
We know you're our brother. We're not as stupid as you.

Professor Utonium:
I'm sorry you had to eat a cockroach.

Bubbles:
That's okay. It tasted like chicken.

Major Man:
I set up up all those other disasters, so I can go in, save everyone, and get all the fame and glory. NOW, PLEASE HELP!

towns people:
GASP

Blossom:
You mean, the giant fire?

Major Man:
I started it.

towns people:
GASP

Buttercup:
The robber and the old lady?

Major Man:
My cousin and grandmother.

towns people:
GASP

Bubbles:
The train wreck?

Major Man:
Bent the tracks.

towns people:
GASP

Blossom:
And the kids who beat up the old man?

Major Man:
Paid them.

towns people:
BOO!

Professor Utonium:
I'll be coming on the last train to Clarksville.

Buttercup:
Those jerks! Like I was not suppose... Oh, who am I kidding? They're right. I'm a mess, and I need to change, and I don't know where to start.

Chinese Man:
At the beginning grasshopper.

Blossom:
[on the phone] Hello?

Mayor:
Hi Blossom!

Blossom:
Hi, Mayor. How are you?

Mayor:
Oh, I'm doing just great. Just great.

Ms. Bellum:
[yelling in the background] Whaddya mean just great? What about that giant fur bag that's eating the town? Why do you think you called the girls in the first place? The town is in trouble. WE NEED THEIR HELP!

Mayor:
Blossom, could you please speak up? Ms. Bellum is yelling.

Professor Utonium:
Girls! It's really you! Oh, you're floating, you have big eyes, no fingers, and superpowers!

Buttercup:
Yep, he finally cracked.

Blossom:
That's it!

Buttercup:
He's done it!

Bubbles:
Mojo has managed to bring Townsville to a complete standstill by having all of the people speak in the most lengthy of questions and redundant answers! Thus, nothing can be asked or answered without the verbosity of words causing the city to come to a permanent and most painful halt. Furthermore...

Blossom, Buttercup:
Bubbles!

Bubbles:
Sorry.

Buttercup:
Oh, this isn't going to work.

Bubbles:
Certainly not if our wish is to remedy this situation, which is currently lacking closure...

Buttercup, Blossom:
Bubbles!

Blossom:
Someone has to retach him.

Buttercup:
But do we know whose English is good enough to reverse the effects of Mo' Linguish and retrain all these people to speak properly, thus eliminating the circular pattern in which they are speaking? Darn it! Now I'm doing it!

Mojo Jojo:
In the grading system, I would have assigned you all with an "F," which, if I had control of the grading system, I would make the lowest grade a "Z" since that is the final letter in the alphabet, which starts with "A" and ends with "Z."

Blossom:
We're the Powerpuff Girls.

Buttercup:
We fight crime.

Blossom:
That's what we do.

Bubbles:
Duh.

Talking Dog:
That's a very nice looking moustache. You can hardly see your hideous disgusting teeth.

Bubbles:
I'm not a chubby crybaby... I'm not a chubby crybaby...

Talking Dog:
You sure don't throw like a girl, which, from looking at you, makes a lot of sense.

Talking Dog:
If you ask me, your face ain't so special, but your body... roar!

Mayor:
Now, how's that cookie? You know, Mrs. Mayor made those from scratch.

Talking Dog:
Well, I've had better chips from a litter box, which puts them right near the top. You got to give an old lady credit for trying.

Talking Dog:
Wow, Blossom, it's amazing how silky your hair is, considering it smells so funky.

Mojo Jojo:
The city of Townsville. I hate you. I do not enjoy the fact that three superhero female children take up residence in you. And by hurting me and forcing me to dwell in one of your correctional facilities, these mutant infant girls prevent me from obtaining political control of you.

Sgt. Pepper:
Hello. I'm Sergeant Pepper, the Chief of Police for the Townsville Police Department. My men and I have decided to make the following statement: Help. we need somebody. Help. not just anybody. Help. we need the Powerpuff Girls. Ahem. Thank you.

Him:
Listen you pathetic primate, it is I who shall destroy the Powerpuff Girls not you! So why not run along and have a banana?

Mojo Jojo:
Ooh! That is a misconception! Just because I am a monkey does not mean I am a banana addict!

[Mojo Jojo and Him are arguing]

Princess:
QUIET. Now listen. It doesn't matter that you've got your little gadgets, or that you're the ultimate evil. All that matters is that I destroy the Powerpuff Girls, which I will because I have the most powerful power in the whole wide world. COLD HARD CASH.

Mojo Jojo:
She has a point there.

Him:
Yes. She does.

[short pause]

Mojo Jojo:
But still.

Him:
Yes.

[arguing continues]

Mojo Jojo:
Will the people in the cheap seats please leave. Everyone else, hand over your jewels.

[after giving Buttercup a dollar]

Professor Utonium:
Buttercup, what do you say?

Buttercup:
What? What CAN I say? Thank you isn't enough to express my gratitude. This is the first piece of currency I've ever owned and it's ALL MINE, to do with whatever I WANT. I've never had this feeling before.

Professor Utonium:
Well, I'm glad you like it.

Buttercup:
Like it? I LOVE IT. The feel, the smell, the taste, the POWER. I now understand why Mojo's always robbing banks.

Bubbles:
Hey. Are you trying to knock out my teeth?

Buttercup:
No of course not. I'd never do that. No matter how valuable they are.

Bubbles:
I guess I shouldn't believe everything I see on TV.

Mayor:
No, Bubbles, no. Don't say that! Television is your friend. Television is never wrong, and you should always listen to it and do whatever it says.

Bubbles, Blossom, Buttercup:
[hypnotically] Yes. Television. All hail the great and all-knowing television.

Bubbles:
Let's go home and make tacos!

Buttercup:
NOOO!

Bubbles:
But I like tacos.

Buttercup:
[to Blossom] Well, I've had it with your leadership!

Narrator:
So, after saving the day, the girls return home for some peace and quiet.

Blossom:
[at the top of her lungs] SHUT UP, BUTTERCUP!

Narrator:
Well, maybe not.

Blossom:
I've had it with your insubordination.

Buttercup:
Well, I've had it with your leadership!

Professor Utonium:
All three of you also have unique powers like Bubbles being able to speak Spanish

Bubbles:
Si!

Professor:
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go thaw.

Blossom:
We were all pee-occupied... uh, I mean preoccupied.

Buttercup:
See, Bubbles? I knew it was you!

Bubbles:
Oh, yeah? How do you know it wasn't Blossom?

Blossom:
Buttercup, I bet it was you! You were the first one to point the finger!

Buttercup:
Oh, yeah? Well, you were obviously the most distracted yesterday.

Blossom:
Oh, really? Well, Bubbles has more problems than the two of us combined!

Buttercup:
True.

Bubbles:
Oh, that's funny... coming from the person who sleeps in the middle of the bed!

Blossom:
What?

Blossom:
[reads sadly] I-I-I-I but Ms. Keane, I, I, I.

Ms. Keane:
So, Blossom, is it true?

[Blossom shakes her head]

Ms. Keane:
Then that means you fail, isn't it?

Blossom:
I, I.

Ms. Keane:
Behold!

[the kids gasped]

Ms. Keane:
Children! What is this!

Kids:
The special report card to make certain most of the teachers.

Ms. Keane:
That's right! What should we do now?

Kids:
A test! A test! A test! A test! A test! A test!

[Blossom zooms quickly to the door]

Blossom:
[tries to open door] What's happening?

[everybody stares at her angrily with red eyes, Blossom grunts opening the door, the people trapped her]

Blossom:
[screaming] Ahhhhhh!

[the girls have just beaten Him in their dream]

Him:
Please. No more. Don't hit me. I don't understand. I was so close. I almost had you. You are supposed to be afraid.

Blossom:
Guess you should've done your homework, weirdo.

Bubbles:
We're sisters and we love each other!

Blossom:
And we're not afraid of anything as long as we have each other.

Buttercup:
Give me a break, you two. Yap, yap, yap. Can I toss this guy already?

[Blossom and Bubbles stare angrily at Buttercup, then smile at her]

Blossom:
Oh, okay.

[Buttercup turns to Him with a grin]

Him:
No. No, wait. It's cool. It's cool. Everything's cool!

[with one punch, Buttercup knocks Him out of their dream]

Professor Utonium:
My little Bubbles. You'd never guess that only a few months ago she had a bed-wetting problem.

Buttercup:
[referring to the Professor who is dressed as a race car driver] You look like something out of a bad '80s TV show!

Blossom:
This isn't funny, K.A.R.R. Could you open the door, please?

K.A.R.R.:
I'm sorry, Blossom. I'm afraid I can't do that.

K.A.R.R.:
No! Please, wait!

[sobbing]

K.A.R.R.:
I didn't want to be this way.

[crashes, sobbing]

K.A.R.R.:
I was jealous to you girls, okay?

[sobbing]

K.A.R.R.:
All I wanted was Professor to spend some time with me, to read me a bedtime story, to take me to the beach and stuff, and to... love me. Oh, there's something wrong with that,

[sobbing]

K.A.R.R.:
huh?

[everyone cries]

Mayor:
Girls, we have a situation of gastronomic proportions!

Buttercup:
What exactly did he say?

Blossom:
Some mumbo jumbo about a monster, a revolting stench - I don't know.

Bubbles:
Maybe the mayor wasn't talking about that?

Bubbles:
[stomach grumbles] Ugh... Professor's chili sure is rumbling my tumbly.

Buttercup:
Hey, Blossom, where'd you get that giant match?

Blossom:
Same place I got the giant jar! Episode 2, Season 1!

Blossom:
We still need to try our new move.

Buttercup:
You mean the "Razzle Dazzle"? Also known as the "Flower Pedals of Doom"? We haven't even perfected that move yet!

Bubbles:
I still think we should call it "Sassifrass"!

Blossom:
[talking with her sisters about who stole their fighting robot DYNAMO and used it to attack the city] Whoever it is must be the most twisted, sadistic lover of carnage in the world.

Bubbles:
Buttercup?

Buttercup:
How can I be in that thing if I'm right out here?

Blossom:
Who do you think that guy is?

Buttercup:
Maybe he's a prehistoric Robin Hood!

Bubbles:
That explains the elephant.

Bubbles:
Do you have any memories, Mr. Mayor?

Mayor:
Oh, for shoot! I got loads of them! How about the time I came over to your house and hung out in your closet and remembered stuff?

Blossom:
You mean, now?

Mayor:
Oh.

Bubbles:
What are you doing in our closet, Mr. Mayor?

Mayor:
You mean we're not in my house.

Buttercup:
Sorry, Mayor.

Mayor:
Well, that explains all the cool furniture.

Man:
This is the world's first criminal, who fell into a frozen lake centuries ago, probably because he was on the lam.

Bubbles:
That's not a lamb, silly! That's a fuzzy elephant!

Bubbles:
The Mayor has a seed.

Buttercup:
Is that the guy taking your seeds, Mayor?

Blossom:
Mayor, you could have mentioned the caveman and mastadon when you called before.

Mayor:
Oh, was that important?

Buttercup:
[imitating the Professor] Remember, girls, it's where all movies came from.

Blossom:
[joking] No, they didn't. They came from cans.

Mojo Jojo:
That's all just well enough, because in reality there is only room enough in this world for one Mojo Jojo. One shall be the number of Mojo Jojos in the world, and the number of Mojo Jojos in the world shall be one. Two Mojo Jojos is too many, and three is right out. So the only Mojo Jojo there is room for in the world shall be me.

Mojo Jojo:
[hearing Bubbles speak like him] I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different! I do not reiterate, repeat, reinstate the same thing over and over again! I am clear, concise, to the point!

Blossom, Buttercup:
[Townsville is supposedly under attack from Mojo Jojo, but Blossom and Buttercup, while searching for Bubbles, discovers that Mojo Jojo, wet and naked with a towels around his brain and waist, is not in the tank that is terrorizing Townsville. The fake Mojo turns out to be Bubbles]

Blossom, Buttercup:
Bubbles?

Narrator:
Bubbles?

Mayor:
The Bubbles?

Talking Dog:
Bubbles?

Crowd:
Bubbles?

Mojo Jojo:
Bubbles.

Bubbles:
[as Mojo Jojo, thinking she is him] I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not who I am! I am the one, the only, single, solitary doer of dastardly deeds! Purveyor of pestilence! Interloper of lawlessness! Menace to mankind! I am bad! I am evil! I am Mojo Jojo! Hahahahahaha!

Mojo Jojo:
I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different. I do not reiterate, repeat and reinstate the same thing over and over again. I am clear, concise, to the point!

Bubbles:
[as Mojo Jojo, to Blossom and Buttercup] It's time to meet your maker!

Blossom, Buttercup:
You leave the Professor out of this!

Big Billy:
And so the three little wolves went to the pig's house, and he said, "Fe fi fo fum! You sure have big teeth, Grandma!" And the Hansel and the three blind mice climbed up the beanstalk to sell Mother Goose an old shoe!

[Bubbles thinks she's Mojo Jojo]

Blossom:
What evil have you bestowed on our sister?

Mojo Jojo:
You've got to be kidding. I'm wet, I'm naked, your sister is wearing my clothes and this is all part of some evil plot to rule the world as a soggy chimp in my birthday suit?

Narrator:
And so once again, the day is saved, thanks to Mojo Bubbles... er the Powerpu... Ah, heck, the day was saved. So says me, the Narrator - so called because I speak the narrative of the story! I advance the plot! I begin and end each episode of Powerpuff Girls! ME! THE NARRATOR!

Blossom:
Buttercup, I don't think Mojo's behind this one. That bonk to Bubble's head must have led her to believe that she's the real Mojo!

Mojo Jojo:
[sarcastically] No. Really? Do you think?

[repeated line]

Big Billy:
Billy help!

Blossom:
When dealing with Mojo Jojo's mojo, just say no-no.

Buttercup:
Ouch! The broccoli's on the roof!

Blossom:
Happy to you, log pony!

Miss Kean:
Thank you, Billy. We had no idea you were a cyclops.

Buttercup:
You can't just buy superpowers.

Princess:
Oh yeah? Tell that to Batman.

Bubbles:
It hurts so bad!

Blossom:
The sunburn or the humiliation?

Bubbles:
Both!

Bubbles:
Everybody's going to laugh at us!

Blossom:
No they won't. Lots of superheroes wear capes.

Buttercup:
But they don't wear sheets!

Buttercup:
What's happening?

Bubbles:
We're breaking!

Professor Utonium:
No you're not. You're just pealing.

Mayor:
You mean "unappealing"! THAT'S unappealing.

Professor Utonium:
Crying is easy, girls. Comedy is hard.

Bubbles:
Hi. I'm Bubbles. What's your name? What grade are you in? What's your favorite color? What's your favorite animal? Do you like drawing?

Robin Snyder:
Uh, let's see... Robin Snyder... Kindergarten... elephants... and yeah, I like to draw.

Bubbles:
Your favorite color is elephant?

Buttercup:
We've never walked to school before.

Bubbles:
Yeah. It's fun! But it takes a lot longer.

Buttercup:
In the stomach or in the face?

Mojo Jojo:
How about an option of the third type?

Ms. Bellum:
I'd love to take care of that baby, girls, but I already have a baby to take care of.

Bubbles:
You have a baby?

Mayor:
Waah! Why can't we name Main Street after me?

Ms. Bellum:
As you can see, girls, a big baby.

Buttercup:
Babies don't even have teeth, stupid! He can't chew a veggie burger!

Bubbles:
That's why I chewed it for him!

Buttercup, Blossom:
Bubbles!

Blossom:
That is so gross!

Bubbles:
Birds do it, and they're not gross.

Buttercup:
They eat worms!

Blossom:
Let's think of something that's already soft. How about chili?

Buttercup:
Yuck! P.U.!

Bubbles:
[looking into the baby's diaper] Eww! It looks like he already had chili!

Buttercup:
What was in that milk?

Bubbles:
Nothing... except veggie burger.

Mojo Jojo:
And each of the girls gave the Professor a swift kick.

[the girls do so]

Mojo Jojo:
Why? Because I don't like him. Not one bit!

Professor Utonium:
Maybe I should encurve their sugar intake.

Buttercup:
Who's dumb idea was it to walk, anyway? Anyone can see these feet aren't made for walking!

Bubbles:
At least it's not raining.

Mojo Jojo:
That's not a bad idea!

Blossom:
The city of Townsville. A harmonious community of happy little people. Look at all the happy little people. I'm happy, I'm driving, I'm happy and I'm driving. Hi, Joe, what do you know?

Buttercup:
[immitating Blossom] Blossom here. What's the trouble?

Blossom:
Hey! What do you mean, "Blossom here?"

Buttercup:
I'm Blossom now.

Blossom:
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I actually am Blossom, so you can't be Blossom.

Buttercup:
Could you hold on a sec, Mayor? We're playing pretend, right?

Blossom:
Right.

Buttercup:
Then I'm pretending to be Blossom.

Blossom:
Well, you can't.

Buttercup:
Why not?

Blossom:
Because you were playing the monster.

Buttercup:
Well, now I'm playing Blossom.

Blossom:
Well, then who am I supposed to be?

Buttercup:
Bubbles.

Blossom:
No way! You be Bubbles!

Buttercup:
No way! You be Bubbles!

Blossom:
You're Bubbles!

Buttercup:
You're Bubbles!

Blossom:
You're Bubbles!

Buttercup:
You're Bubbles!

Bubbles:
I'll be Bubbles.

Buttercup, Blossom:
YOU CAN'T!

Blossom:
You're Bubbles!

Buttercup:
You be Bubbles!

Blossom:
You're Bubbles!

Buttercup:
You're Bubbles!

[Bubbles has just mauled Blossom, aka the pretend Mojo Jojo]

Blossom:
Bubbles. I'm not Mojo Jojo, I'm Blossom with a pot on my head.

Bubbles:
You were just so convincing...

Professor Utonium:
Girls, girls! Will someone please tell me what's going on? [All three start talking at once. After several seconds he cuts them off] One at a time, one at a time! Bubbles?

Bubbles:
We were playing the Powerpuff Girls and Buttercup was a monster and I played the Mayor and Blossom was Ms. Bellum. Then Buttercup wanted to pretend she was Blossom, but Blossom wanted to be Blossom, and I wanted to be Bubbles, but they told me I couldn't. And no one wants to be me!

Narrator:
[depressed] The city of Townsville. And it's raining. No one on the streets, because it's raining. No government today, because it's raining. Not even any crime, because it's raining. Run, little guy. Run and hide, because it's raining. And definitely no crime-fighting today because it's raining.

Blossom:
Hello?

Mayor:
Blossom! It's the Mayor. Mojo Jojo has just unleashed a giant alligator upon Townsville! Oh, save us!

Blossom:
[suddenly very sad] Ohh, do we have to?... Okay.

Narrator:
[just as depressed as Blossom] The city of Townsville, and it's sunny. Playtime is over, so once again the day will be saved for real, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls. Ohh, I wanted to be Bubbles!

Mojo Jojo:
Hello, may I speak to Professor Utonium?

Bubbles:
Who shall I say is calling?

Mojo Jojo:
Oh, no one he'd know, just a curious stranger.

Bubbles:
PROFESSOR! THERE'S A STRANGER ON THE PHONE!

Professor Utonium:
Hello, Mr. Stranger. What can I do for you?

Ms. Bellum:
What do little boys fear more than anything in the world?

Bubbles:
Bugs.

Buttercup:
No, Bubbles. That's what you're afraid of.

Bubbles:
Oh, yeah.

Blossom:
Who filmed this, anyway?

Buttercup:
Yeah, do you have cameras all over the world?

Mojo Jojo:
Yes! Now shut up!

Bubbles:
Um... excuse me, Mr. Monster? Um, I was wondering if you would, uh, be so kind as to stop destroying Townsville. We like our town very, very much, and I would appreciate it if you would just... leave. Pretty please with sugar lumps on top? [For a brief moment the monster stands still. Then he turns and walks away from Townsville, back into the ocean. Bubbles calls after him] Thank you! [She giggles and does a backflip to where Blossom and Buttercup are] There. THAT'S HOW YOU GET RID OF A MONSTER, YOU BIG FAT DOO-DOO-HEADED WEENIES!

Bubbles:
I like math, 'cause the number 2 looks like a pretty swan!

[singing]

Bubbles:
La la la, Mr. Swan, la la la la la...

[speaking]

Bubbles:
And the number 8 looks like a pair of glasses! Look, I can see eight times better now!

Mojo Jojo:
I will tell you my favorite story-about the greatest conqueror who ever lived: Napoleon! He was a mighty man, feared by all who looked up to him. Using his genius and his loyal army, he conquered all of Europe, then all of Russia, and finally the whole world. The end.

Girls:
BORING!

Blossom:
Your story's all wrong! Napoleon's 1807 seizure of Portugal and the subsequent rebellion by the Spaniards cost France over 300,000 casualties, untold sums of money, and contributed to the eventual weakening of the Napoleonic empire!

Bubbles:
And your analysis on the invasion of Russia is also incorrect! Napoleon's invasion of 1812 resulted in massive casualties of his troops, due to starvation and inclement conditions, and ended in a disastrous retreat from Moscow with his army defeated!

Buttercup:
Yeah, dummy! And when he returned to France, the allied nations of Europe united against him, which led to his eventual defeat at the Battle of Waterloo on June 18, 1815, whereafter he was exiled to the island of St. Helena, where he died a miserable death from stomach cancer on May 5, 1821, stupid!

Bubbles:
TGIF!

Blossom:
Bubbles, it's Saturday.

Bubbles:
I know, but what a week. It's root beer time.

Bubbles:
[tears shed out] Just like they're about to hate us.

[Starts to sob, a tear drips]

People of Townsville:
Ahh! Run away! Run away! Ahhh!

[a big splash crashes]

Blossom:
Bubbles! Careful! Seriously!

Bubbles:
Sorry!

[Dries tear off, an eyelash crashes on car]

Man:
Oh, come on! I just had it clean!

I think we know what we have to do!

Let's give em some sugarrrrr!

ooh, I want the blonde I think he's cute!

Man you're weird! LETS GO!...