The Princess and the Pea

Sebastian the Raven:
It's in the Princess, not the pea! Ha ha ha ha!

Sebastian the Raven:
[the "birthmark" on Hildegard's foot is smudged, proving that it's fake] Ahahahaha! I was right! Hildegard is NOT your daughter, Heath!

Helsa:
Ah! The pig's out of the bag!

[Fearless the pig pops out of his hiding place - Princess and Hungry appear as well]

Prince Rollo:
Fearless? Princess, Hungry! But if you're here, then...

Sebastian the Raven:
Heath, your daughter is...

Laird:
- RIGHT HERE! [camera pans to Laird above the crowd, Daria in his clutches]

Daria:
Let me GO!

Prince Rollo:
DARIA!

Laird:
Take another step, and she goes over the side! [laughs] Helsa and Hildegard! Come to me!

Helsa:
[grabbing as much food as she can] I'm coming, I'm coming...

Laird:
NOW! [the women hurry]

Heath:
Hildegard... LAIRD! Where is your conscious?

Laird:
You're so predictable! Blade! [he throws a dagger to his bird, who flies to the chandelier above Rollo, cutting the ropes that hold it up] Say goodbye to your "future son-in-law"!

Heath:
ROLLO! [pushes Rollo out of the way, diving under the falling chandelier himself - it crushes him, and he appears dead]

Laird:
What a tragic accident! At this time of sorrow, I *sadly* proclaim myself king, and denounce this girl as an imposter!

Heath:
[slowly lifting his head] Wrong... again... brother!

Laird:
Hmm? [whining] I WANT THE KINGDOM!

Heath:
[getting up] Let... my daughter... free!

Laird:
[groaning] My reign was short but glorious. [takes off with Daria]