The Rockford Files: Friends and Foul Play

Leon Martin:
Take a look at those idiots out there workin' on their Melanoma's. [looking at people sunbathing on the beach]

Policeman:
Joseph 'Happy' Cartello? You want to file assault charges?

Jim Rockford:
You're damn right. Assault and battery, public endangerment, illegal parking, grinnig hideously in public. You make the list, I'll sign it.

Babs Honeywell:
So I'll sign the complaint, too, I'm a witness.

Jim Rockford:
No you won't; don't need you on the complaint, I'm plenty.

Nurse Marylou:
Might leave a little scare, but it's mostly in a wrinkle, so it shouldn't show too much. [attending to the cut on Rockford's face, in the hospital]

Jim Rockford:
My modeling agent is going to be crazed.

Police Capt. Doug Chapman:
I mean, if you so much as miss just one section, I'm gonna come down on you like a concrete wall. then I'm gonna remove you from this class for failure to perform.

Jim Rockford:
I've had that complaint before, but never from a guy.

Jim Rockford:
Use my computer. and use it here. I know my computer, Angel; you try to swap it for some piece of junk, I'll come after you with something worse than a German dog. [paying Angel to write a paper for him]

Evelyn 'Angel' Martin:
What's worse than a German dog?

Jim Rockford:
A German pistol. Now get started.

Jim Rockford:
In the old days I just offered to decked a guy like that, but I'm not healing as fast as I used to.