The Rough and the Smooth

Mike Thompson:
You beautiful, blonde b*tch!

Mike Thompson:
Driver, is that your cab outside?

Taxi Driver:
Sorry. Engaged.

Mike Thompson:
Oh. Well, is there a rank anywhere around?

Taxi Driver:
No.

Mike Thompson:
Could I get one by telephone?

Taxi Driver:
No.

Mike Thompson:
Well, look, when you've dropped your passenger, could you come back for me?

Taxi Driver:
Sorry. Going 'ome.

Mike Thompson:
Well, thanks for being the soul of courtesy... and a great help

Taxi Driver:
Is it my fault if I happen to be booked up before your highness come along? Why don't you ask my passenger to share. You never know your luck.

Reg Barker:
That kind of a guy always kills me

Ila Hansen:
You kill so easily, Reg. You're like a kid

Reg Barker:
Well at least I'm not a mixed up one. It's no sin to get a kick out of things. For instance, I get one hell of a kick out of just watching you two kids. I've had enough sex to last me a lifetime, so what do I do, sit back in a wheelchair and rot? Nah, not me. I stay young just watching you two. Go on, Mike give her a kiss

Ila Hansen:
Reg!

Reg Barker:
Give me something to watch

Mike Thompson:
It'll be a pleasure [he kisses her]

Reg Barker:
[to the waiter] Doesn't that melt your stony heart?

Headwaiter:
[grimly] yes sir

Mike Thompson:
It's no good, Reg. You're obviously not his type

Reg Barker:
Oh, he's just playing hard to get, that's all