The Saint Strikes Back

Val Travers:
Why are you telling *me* all this?

Simon Templar, aka 'The Saint':
Because... well... because I love you. But don't let's get sticky about it - I'm really a very shallow person. I also love fireflies, mocking-birds and pink sunsets. I think, however, that we could find each other more diverting than a pink sunset, don't you?

Val Travers:
I don't know what you're talking about.

Simon Templar, aka 'The Saint':
Well, I wouldn't run away, Miss Travers, because I know where you live.

Val Travers:
Who are you?

Simon Templar, aka 'The Saint':
Well, not the man who knows everything - just the man who knows the important things. You're important to me - that's why I know you.

Val Travers:
I've never seen you before.

Simon Templar, aka 'The Saint':
You will again.

Cullis:
[Referring to Simon] That fellow is notorious. You can't be serious.

Police Commisioner:
He proved his worth in New York. Gentlemen, sometimes where there's gangrene, a red-hot iron is the best cure.

Simon Templar, aka 'The Saint':
[to Fernack referring to Val] I mean how could a girl as pretty as that be so clever?

Simon Templar, aka 'The Saint':
The telephone is perhaps one of man's most important contributions to the scheme of things.

Inspector Fernack:
What are you doing there?

Simon Templar, aka 'The Saint':
Helping you unpack.

Inspector Fernack:
No you don't. You can't do that to me, Simon. I've got orders to go to San Francisco. and, by God, I'm going.

Simon Templar, aka 'The Saint':
Thay's fine. I'll go along with you just to give you an excuse for going. I'll give myself an excuse to see a girl who's much too pretty to be clever.

Allan Breck:
[after Simon kisses Val and is slapped by her] Mr. Templar!

Simon Templar, aka 'The Saint':
[to Val] I'm very sorry but under certain circumstances I simply can't resist the temptation to be a cad. [Referring to Breck] I can see by this gentleman's manner that he's never kissed you but, uh, would like to.

Val Travers:
Get out if here!

Simon Templar, aka 'The Saint':
As you get to know me better, you'll realize that I have moments of almost maudlin sentimentality. Actually we're quite bit alike. You could never live without adventure, and neither could I.

Mrs. Betty Fernack:
And remember you're allergic to shellfish.

Inspector Fernack:
Yes dear. I won't eat the shells. Betty, don't you ever think about the fact that I'm a lot more allergic to bullets.