The Star

The Star

The Star is a 2017 American computer-animated Christian comedy film directed by Timothy Reckart. Based on the Nativity of Jesus, and off an original idea by Tom Sheridan, the screenplay was written by Carlos Kotkin and Simon Moore.

Year:
2017
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It takes many tails to tell the greatest story ever.

Abby:
The room was filled with magical light. And then the angel said that the child will be the new king! [the crowd of mice and pigeons oohs and ahs] Oh, and I thought: "I'm not ready to be a mom!", [referring to Mary] but then I realized the angel was talking to the lady. [the crowd runs away in fright] No, wait! I'm not done! That's usually everyone's favorite part.

[Rufus appears behind the wagon wheel, Abby tries to run away but he grabs her by the tail]

Rufus:
Nice story, rat! Here's how it ends! [eats Abby] The end.

Thaddeus:
Rufus, spit it out. We need that rat to talk.

Abby:
[pops out of Rufus's mouth] Ho! I'm not a rat. I'm a pygmy jerboa.

Rufus:
What's a jerboa?

Abby:
It is in the rodent family, but an entirely different species. [Rufus sucks her back in]

Thaddeus:
Rufus, enough. Spit it out!

Rufus:
Aw, I was just starting to get a little bit of the flavor! [spits Abby out]

Thaddeus:
You've been telling this story to every critter in Galilee. Now it's our turn to hear it...from the beginning.

Abby:
[gulps] From the...beginning? Okay. Uh, well... [laughs nervously] I was born in a sack of barley somewhere in Capernaum...

Rufus:
[interrupts Abby] Ah, skip to the end! Who's the woman?!

Abby:
Her name is Mary. She lives in Nazareth. But please don't hurt her, she's really nice.

Thaddeus:
Don't worry, we're harmless. [attempts to eat Abby]

Rufus:
Hey! That's mine! [jumps on Thaddeus and also attempts to eat Abby]

[the Hunter grabs Abby by the tail, then drops her to the ground]

Abby:
[gets up] Oh no. MARY...!

Felix:
So this is "Beth-le-ham"?

Cyrus:
It is pronounced "Beth-le-hem".

Felix:
That's what I said, "Beth-le-ham".

Cyrus:
"Hem". Ah-heh-hem, as if you're clearing your throat.

Deborah:
Boys...

Felix:
That's what I been sayin'. You need to get your ears checked.

Deborah:
Boys, focus. The new king's in danger.

Felix:
Right. Let's go find him.

[the camels struggle to wander when they find out they're tied up]

Cyrus:
They secured our restraints!

Felix:
Yeah, and they tied us up too!

Deborah:
We have to find the new king.

Cyrus:
Wise men indeed.

Deborah:
Okay, okay, think. What do kings look like?

Cyrus:
In most cultures, a king is set apart from the plebeians with ornamental headdress.

Felix:
An ornamel what?

Deborah:
They wear hats.

Felix:
[spots a man wearing a hat] Ooh? [starts shouting] They're comin' for you, your Majesty! Run for your life! [the man runs away] Run like the wind!

Deborah:
Will you cut that out? We'll never find him tied up here. We have to go out and search.

Felix:
That's it! I'm biting through the reins!

Cyrus:
[stops Felix] Ah! Don't you dare! That is fine Corinthian leather. Do you have any idea how much that cost?

Felix:
Are you kiddin' me?

Deborah:
No, he's right.

Felix:
Ah... [drops reins]

Cyrus:
Well, we'll have to untie these knots ourselves. Just follow my instructions. First, Felix, we'll need you in the middle. Deborah, on the left.

[the camels begin struggling to get themselves untied]

Felix:
Ooh, excuse me. Pardon me.

Deborah:
No, over.

Cyrus:
Lemme...move.

Felix:
Would you move?

Deborah:
The other way!

Felix:
Sorry about that. Sorry. My bad.

Cyrus:
I got it.

Deborah:
No, around.

Cyrus:
No, the other... [jumps and spins] The other left.

Felix:
STOP! Will you stop pinchin' me?


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