The Star2017

Felix:
[struggles to get back up on his feet] Hang on! Cyrus! Deborah! C'mon guys! Wait up!

Cyrus:
I expected a left turn 2 deserts ago.

Felix:
[offscreen] I'm dyin' back here!

Deborah:
I can't believe we passed that last oasis. I'm gettin' thirsty.

Felix:
Lost! [cries] These wise guys are lost.

Deborah:
Wisemen don't get lost, Felix.

Felix:
So you're sayin' they know where this birthday party is?

Cyrus:
And what makes you so certain it's a birthday party?

Deborah:
Oh, here we go.

Felix:
Have you seen the presents these guys are bringing? Gold, myrrh, frankincense?

Cyrus:
Could be a baby shower. You bring gifts to a baby shower.

Felix:
"Baby shower"? What's a baby gonna do with frankincense, silly camel? It's a birthday party.

Cyrus:
Mmm, baby shower.

Felix:
Birthday party.

Cyrus:
Baby shower.

Felix:
Birthday party.

Cyrus:
Baby shower.

Felix:
BIRTHDAY PARTY!

Deborah:
[sighs] What if it's not a party at all? What if we're on our way to do something important, like, I dunno, meeting the Son of God?

[the music stops abruptly]

Felix:
Uh-oh. Deborah's crazier than a box o' rocks.

Cyrus:
I believe the expression is "dumb as a box of rocks".

Felix:
You ever shake a box o' rocks? They sound crazy!

[the music resumes]