The Stu Erwin Show

Drexel Potter:
Nancy, you're dad is absolutely super.

Nancy Johnson:
It runs in the family.

Drexel Potter:
Oh, are you a good cook, too?

Nancy Johnson:
No, I'm just super.

June Erwin:
You know perfectly well that the Johnsons are coming over for bridge this evening.

Stu Erwin:
Ohhh.

June Erwin:
Don't tell me you're too tired.

Stu Erwin:
The mere thought of having to lift thirteen cards at one time wears me out.

Joyce Erwin:
Say, did you come over to see me or my turkey?

Drexel Potter:
Well, nothing makes me more romantic like the smell of smoke blowing from a turkey on a barbeque spit.

Stu Erwin:
A barbecue reduces cooking to utter simplicity. It's just a matter of impaling the bird on a spit and letting nature do the rest. Nothing to it; nothing at all.

June Erwin:
Nothing but buying it, cleaning it, singeing it, plucking out its pinfeathers...