The Texas Rangers

Wahoo Jones:
How do you expect to find Sam down in this country? Texas! Phooey! No towns, no ranch houses, no gals, no nuthin'. Hah! We can't see a jack rabbit in two days. Boy, you can't tell me we're still in the United States!

Capt. Stafford:
[aware that the Indians are rolling boulders on the Ranger position] Nobody but an Indian could think that up!

Jim Hawkins:
Sam, you got a very understanding brain... for larceny.

Sam McGee:
I found out early in life that the honest dollar is the hardest one to make.

Wahoo Jones:
Looks like you got me, Sam, but I'll lay my cards on the table. I'll shoot straight.

Sam McGee:
[shooting Wahoo under the table] So will I.