The Tortoise and the Hare

Toby Tortoise:
Well - heh, heh, heh - May the best man - heh - win.

Max Hare:
Thanks, I will. but I won't beat ya too bad. Shake.

[Toby goes to shake Max's hand, but he pulls it away]

Max Hare:
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha!

Toby Tortoise:
Heh-heh-heh-heh. That's a funny joke, but - heh-heh - you caught me fair and square.

Max Hare:
No hard feelings?

Toby Tortoise:
Uh-uh.

Max Hare:
Put 'er there.

[Again Max pulls away his hand just as Toby stretches out his]

Max Hare:
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha!

Bunny:
Don't you think you'd better go? The tortoise has the lead.

Max Hare:
Say, I've lots of time to play. My middle name is speed.

Bunny:
He sure can run like sixty. Oh, baby, ain't he slick?

Max Hare:
I was just a-warmin' up. Here's a better trick.