The Trap Door

[opening lines]

Narrator:
Somewhere in the dark and nasty regions, where nobody goes, stands an ancient castle. Deep within this dank and uninviting place lives Berk...

Berk:
Hello!

Narrator:
...overworked servant to the Thing Upstairs.

The Thing Upstairs:
[roars] Feed me!

Narrator:
But that's nothing compared to the horrors that lurk beneath the Trap Door. For there is always something down there, in the dark, waiting to come out.

Berk:
I said I'm D.I.M.!

Boni:
Dim, yes, very true...

Berk:
Not dim, I'm doin' it meself...

Boni:
No you're not, you're doing it with me!

Berk:
Well, denture-face, you weren't much help were you?

Boni:
I never said I wanted to be!

Berk:
RIGHT. It's *bonkin'* time! I loves a bit of bonkin'! Three, four, five, six, seven, can't remember the rest! Twelve!