The Trap Door1984

[opening lines]

Narrator:
Somewhere in the dark and nasty regions, where nobody goes, stands an ancient castle. Deep within this dank and uninviting place lives Berk...

Berk:
Hello!

Narrator:
...overworked servant to the Thing Upstairs.

The Thing Upstairs:
[roars] Feed me!

Narrator:
But that's nothing compared to the horrors that lurk beneath the Trap Door. For there is always something down there, in the dark, waiting to come out.