They Made Her a Spy

George Wolf, alias James Huntley:
You *can* put us up for the night, can't you?

Irene Eaton, aka Margaret Brennan:
We're very tired; we've been traveling all day.

Lucius 'Paul' Wilkins:
Well, uh... [Mrs. Wilkins whispers something in his ear] Well, we've only got one room, and that we've been renting mainly to... *married* couples.

George Wolf, alias James Huntley:
[He looks doubtful, then suddenly puts his arm around Irene] We're married, aren't we, dear?

Irene Eaton, aka Margaret Brennan:
[big fake smile] Oh, of course! You see, well, it's been so long that I thought *everybody* knew... [under her breath] or something.

Mrs. Ella Wilkins:
I don't believe it!

Lucius 'Paul' Wilkins:
We're respectable churchgoing folk, we are.

Mrs. Ella Wilkins:
And we ain't aimin' to turn no house of our'n into a Sodom and Gomorry.