Three Sisters

Annie:
Last night was supposed to be my big night to help you out, and you completely blew me off. You didn't listen to a word of my advice. I don't know why you came to me in the first place.

Nora:
Neither do I.

Bess:
Okay, now I think we see what happens when you don't come to me for advice.

Nora:
Okay. You know what, Bess? There are some things I share with Annie, and some things I share with you. You get money, career, and what a flake Annie is; she gets sex, and what a b*tch you are. It all evens out.

Annie:
Don't be jealous. Before yesterday, I only had what a b*tch you are.

Elliot:
Gordon, you could NOT be more wrong.

Steven Keats:
Look, I gotta go with Elliott on this. In a fair fight, Moses would definitely kick Darth Vader's ass.

Elliot:
Totally.

Gordon:
Now, does Moses get a lightsaber, here?

Elliot:
Gordon, think- He's got plagues.