Ticketer

Kev:
So, let me get this straight; you guys don't ever tip?

Joe:
Nope.

Kev:
Aw, come on guys, I can do the whole thing you know, all the dialogue. I mean look at us sitting here, the black suits, everything. It's a joke that never gets old.

Joe:
It was old the first time you told it.

William:
And don't say 'Let's go to work' when we leave.

Kev:
I've gotta have some fun. I mean the service this morning? Talk about depressing...

William:
It's a funeral. It's not supposed to be fun.

Kev:
Yeah, but does it have to be that bad? I wanted to slit my wrists halfway through. And that vicar guy had such a boring voice. You could tell he never knew the bloke.

Joe:
When you've been in the business for a while you learn not to listen. Just wait outside, keep that sympathetic smile plastered to your face and think about something else.

William:
I'd think about the wife. Only that's a lot worse.

Paul Chambers:
Oi! I was here five minutes you f***ing wanker!

Kris:
Oh, is there anyway I can watch your films online?

Tiffany:
Piss off you little sh*t!

Kris:
Whoa, slow your roll.

Natalie:
I don't know what you see in that guy?

Rachel:
He's sweet.

Nick:
'Sweet'?

Natalie:
You've got to be kiddin' me.

Rachel:
When you get a bit older you'll understand how important that is.

Nick:
I am a bit older...

Jonn:
Do you get a lot of those?

Kris:
Get a lot of what?

Jonn:
Personal phone calls!

Kris:
Popular guy, you know how it is...

Jonn:
It was permit parking only!

Jonn:
"Almost" is a very big word, Kris.