Ticketer2013

Kev:
So, let me get this straight; you guys don't ever tip?

Joe:
Nope.

Kev:
Aw, come on guys, I can do the whole thing you know, all the dialogue. I mean look at us sitting here, the black suits, everything. It's a joke that never gets old.

Joe:
It was old the first time you told it.

William:
And don't say 'Let's go to work' when we leave.

Kev:
I've gotta have some fun. I mean the service this morning? Talk about depressing...

William:
It's a funeral. It's not supposed to be fun.

Kev:
Yeah, but does it have to be that bad? I wanted to slit my wrists halfway through. And that vicar guy had such a boring voice. You could tell he never knew the bloke.

Joe:
When you've been in the business for a while you learn not to listen. Just wait outside, keep that sympathetic smile plastered to your face and think about something else.

William:
I'd think about the wife. Only that's a lot worse.