Tip on a Dead Jockey

Phyllis Tredman:
[upon meeting the jockey] My, he's a cute little fella - reminds me of a doll I had when I was a child. 'Used to take it to bed with me.

Alfredo Soriano:
At your service, Senora.

Phyllis Tredman:
I didn't think you spoke English!

Phyllis Tredman:
You're not going to bet a thousand dollars on a horse!

Lloyd Tredman:
Well, I wouldn't bet it on a human!

Bert Smith:
It reminds me that a little man with money can be very, very big.

Phyllis Tredman:
If you were a woman, I'd hire you as a paid companion.

Toto del Aro:
Why do I must be a woman for that?

Phyllis Tredman:
Otherwise, you'd be a gigolo.

Toto del Aro:
So? Sure.

Phyllis Tredman:
I can't afford a gigolo.

Toto del Aro:
Thank you, Mr. Smith! I thank you from the heart of my bottom!

Toto del Aro:
It's all water down there.

Lloyd Tredman:
What'd you think the Mediterranean was, glue?