Traxx

Traxx:
[refering to criminal who is holding up a pet store] He shot an old lady and a puppy!

Cop:
The old lady was sport, but the puppy... Whew! That was pure genius. He can plead insanity on that one.

Commissioner R.B. Davis:
As police officers, we hold to a higher standard to what we deal with. You're out of the jungle, Traxx! This is civilization, or can't you tell the difference?

Traxx:
It didn't look much different to me.

Commissioner R.B. Davis:
Let me tell you something, Traxx. This is the 80s! Suspects and victims have the same rights! Even if they do shoot and kill an old lady and a puppy!

Traxx:
Well... I'd like to hear that from puppy's family.