Treehouse Hostage

Timmy Taylor:
[the boys find out Principal Ott is Carl's old boss who had him turned in] Ott the Snot! I mean, Principal Snot, I mean...

Principal Ott:
Timmy Taylor...

Carl Banks:
You two know each other?

Boys:
He's our principal!

Carl Banks:
[to Ott] They let you work with kids?

Principal Ott:
Who would ever suspect an elementary school principal?

Buddy:
[taking off Carl's fake women's eyelashes] What'd you put these on with, airplane glue?

Carl Banks:
Ouch! How do I look?

Buddy:
Like a movie star.

Carl Banks:
Yeah, which one?

Buddy:
Ever see Nightmare on Elm Street?

Timmy Taylor:
We checked out the old Johnson place.

Carl Banks:
I told you kids to stay away from there, you could get hurt.

Stevie:
Or worse, we know.

Timmy Taylor:
There were these two guys there, they looked like cops.

Carl Banks:
They are cops, not the kind you want to run into. They're the boss's guys, he keeps them around to minimize suspicion.