Tru: A XXX Parody

Sookie Stackhouse:
Just like you killed my friend?

Sookie Stackhouse:
I went to Fangtasia last night.

Jason Stackhouse:
Dammit Sookie! You know how I feel about that place!My support group says that that place is nothing but a damp for darkness and evil.

Sookie Stackhouse:
I had to get information! Or else this is gonna contine to happen...

Jason Stackhouse:
It has Bill! You know he's one of them fanged f***ers!

Sookie Stackhouse:
Jason!

Jason Stackhouse:
What?

Tara Thornton:
And just why are you getting so defensive?

Jason Stackhouse:
I'm just sayin'! Look, ever since i joined my support group right?

Tara Thornton:
Oh here we go with this Goddamned sh*t again! I'm so tired about hearing about this support group sh*t! Hate group more like it! First it's them blood suckers, then it's the Black folks next thing you know Kanye West back on TV saying something crazy again. It's just a circle of f***in' hate!

Sookie Stackhouse:
Let him finish.

Jason Stackhouse:
Thank you. Anyways, as I was saying, since I joined by support group I feel like now, I can open up to people right?

Sookie Stackhouse:
And just how much did you open up to them Jason?

Tara Thornton:
Yeah, Jason! Just how much? And did you tell them about Lafayette selling you that vampire blood? huh? Did you? Did you tell them that he supplied you with that V?

Sookie Stackhouse:
F*** your rules, I f***ing hate you!

Sookie Stackhouse:
Oh Bill, thank you so much. I just want to know who did this. I'm sorry. I'm just so scared.

Bill Compton:
Listen to be Sookie. I won't ever let any harm come to you.

Sookie Stackhouse:
I know. That's why I love you.

Bill Compton:
I've been alone a long time in the dark, and you are my light Sookie Stackhouse. And I'm gonna make sure you're gonna continue to shine.

Sam Merlotte:
Sookie, listen to me, I want you to go inside, I want you to call the Police. Under no circumstances. Let...

Tara Thornton:
Please please not Lafayette. Please say it's not Lafayette.

Sookie Stackhouse:
No Tara don't go.

Tara Thornton:
Oh no. Oh God no.