Tru: A XXX Parody2010

Sookie Stackhouse:
I went to Fangtasia last night.

Jason Stackhouse:
Dammit Sookie! You know how I feel about that place!My support group says that that place is nothing but a damp for darkness and evil.

Sookie Stackhouse:
I had to get information! Or else this is gonna contine to happen...

Jason Stackhouse:
It has Bill! You know he's one of them fanged f***ers!

Sookie Stackhouse:
Jason!

Jason Stackhouse:
What?

Tara Thornton:
And just why are you getting so defensive?

Jason Stackhouse:
I'm just sayin'! Look, ever since i joined my support group right?

Tara Thornton:
Oh here we go with this Goddamned sh*t again! I'm so tired about hearing about this support group sh*t! Hate group more like it! First it's them blood suckers, then it's the Black folks next thing you know Kanye West back on TV saying something crazy again. It's just a circle of f***in' hate!

Sookie Stackhouse:
Let him finish.

Jason Stackhouse:
Thank you. Anyways, as I was saying, since I joined by support group I feel like now, I can open up to people right?

Sookie Stackhouse:
And just how much did you open up to them Jason?

Tara Thornton:
Yeah, Jason! Just how much? And did you tell them about Lafayette selling you that vampire blood? huh? Did you? Did you tell them that he supplied you with that V?