Turk 182!

Det. Ryan:
[trying to find out who's behind Turk 182] Just give us the names and addresses of everyone involved.

Terry Lynch:
Everyone?

Det. Ryan:
Everyone involved.

Terry Lynch:
There's the Penguin, the Riddler, Catwoman, Darth Vader, Jack the Ripper, Atila the Hun...

Mayor Tyler:
If I see one more of this Turk messages that is bigger than a postage stamp, you are going to spend the rest of your career - I swear before God - pounding the beat in the South Bronx! Is that clear, Ryan?

Jimmy Lynch:
My brother ain't no drunk. He's my blood.

Det. Ryan:
[after Turk has broken into the mayor's office] Why, officer Callahan. What a pleasant surprise. So glad you could make it. Where the hell were you?

Callahan the Cop:
There was a fire in the bathroom.

Det. Ryan:
A fire in the bathroom. You leave the mayor's office unguarded for a fire in the bathroom? Jesus Christ, Callahan. That trick's in my kid's commando game! You'd better get yourself a new pair of shoes, Callahan.

Callahan the Cop:
I'm... gonna be... doing a lot of walking?

Det. Ryan:
[nods] Smart man. Have a nice day.

Det. Ryan:
[about Turk 182] There are two theories. The first is that this is an organized conspiracy. The other more bizarre theory is that this is the work of one man - Superman, apparently!

Jimmy Lynch:
You read the newspapers, Jock?

Jockamo:
Of course I read the newspapers. What do I look like, an imbecile?

Jimmy Lynch:
Uh... no.

Det. Kowalski:
Now just what do we know about this Turk? Or, if there are more than one, we could call them Turkeys.

Det. Ryan:
[the cops are looking at slides of Turk's graffiti] This little masterpiece was conducted while the surrogate court was in night session. If you can believe that one.

Det. Kowalski:
Justice is indeed blind.

Powerhouse chief:
[after Ryan has fired his gun at the power grid to the bridge] Stupid flatfoot. Never heard of auxillary power?

[he turns the backup generator on]

Powerhouse chief:
[yelling] Next time you better bring a f***ing bazooka, you stupid son of a b*tch!