Two for the Road

Mark Wallace:
This is completely against my principles.

Joanna Wallace:
Good. I hate to think that it happened all the time.

Mark Wallace:
I had absolutely no intention of sleeping in hotels.

Mark Wallace:
I thought we agreed before we were married that we weren't going to have any children.

Joanna Wallace:
And before we were married we *didn't* have any children.

Mark Wallace:
That's marriage for you.

Joanna Wallace:
That's marriage for *them*.

Mark Wallace:
That's marriage - full stop.

Mark Wallace:
My skin is made of asbestos.

Mark Wallace:
Are you a virgin?

Mark Wallace:
I was for two years at the University of Chicago.

Joanna Wallace:
Studying virgin detection?

Mark Wallace:
It's really meant for photographing three-dimensional objects.

Joanna Wallace:
I'm three dimensional, as a matter of fact.

Mark Wallace:
Darling, what's French for 'Inspector, I don't believe a word you're saying and you're not gonna get a damn penny?'

Joanna Wallace:
'Oui, monsieur.'

Mark Wallace:
If there's one thing I really despise, it's an indispensable woman.

Mark Wallace:
B*tch.

Joanna Wallace:
Bastard.

Mark Wallace:
Just wish that you'd stop sniping.

Joanna Wallace:
I haven't said a word!

Mark Wallace:
Just because you use a silencer doesn't mean you're not a sniper.

Mark Wallace:
What are you doing?

Joanna Wallace:
Just trying to discover where the strings are attached.

Mark Wallace:
What kind of people just sit in a restaurant and don't say one word to each other?

Joanna Wallace:
Married people?

As I said to the duchess if you want to be a duchess be a duchess. If you want to make love, hats off.