Ultimate Avengers II

General Nick Fury:
This one needs a clear head in the lead, Captain. You're carrying too much baggage. Widow, you'll be in command.

Hank Pym:
Demoted. I guess that makes him Private America, huh?

General Nick Fury:
Stark, do you need a medic?

Tony Stark:
Only if he moonlights as a mechanic.

[while selecting an Iron Man costume model]

Jarvis:
I've always fancied the design and color scheme of the tailwind model.

Tony Stark:
Nah, I believe heavy equipment is in order. The War Machine. Sturdy, impervious...

Jarvis:
And handles like 10-tons of tractor.

Tony Stark:
Yeah, but it's got some sweet guns.

Iron Man:
[after being taken out by a primitive yet effective weapon, a log] Now, that was embarrassing.

Herr Kleiser:
[to T'Chaka] Your prowess in battle never fails to entertain. But after so many performances, I am here to ensure your retirement.

General Nick Fury:
What's happened to you, son? Why are you such a mess?

Captain America:
I'm fine, sir.

General Nick Fury:
No, you're not. You need R & R like everyone else.

Captain America:
I'm a super soldier.

General Nick Fury:
You're a man.

Hank Pym:
I'm not going back to being a 2-inch superhero.

General Nick Fury:
Any progress on locating, Thor?

S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent:
Sorry, sir. He's been a no-show at every environmental protest on the planet.

General Nick Fury:
Keep checking every hippie rally you can think of.

Janet Pym:
You know what, Hank: I'm done with this. I'm done massaging your ego, I'm done defending you to everyone, and I'm done supporting you.

Hank Pym:
Supporting me? You have been holding me back.

Janet Pym:
[Black Widow offers her a gun] Oh, don't tempt me.

Herr Kleiser:
Now you die for the last time.

Captain America:
My words exactly.

Black Widow:
[about the Chitauri mothership] Can you get through its defenses?

Iron Man:
Hey, piece of cake. Except for that big cannon. Not a fan of the big cannon.

Hank Pym:
[dying, last words] See? I told... I told you I could be the man you always wanted me to be.

Janet Pym:
You are, Hank. You are.

General Nick Fury:
It's not everyday we save the world.

Thor:
Actually, General, I have saved Midgard on several occasions. Did you not hear of my victory over the fire demon Surter? They speak of it still in the Halls of Valhalla.