VeggieTales

VeggieTales

VeggieTales is an CGI animated Christian video series created by Big Idea Inc. which first came out in 1993.

Genre: Animation
Year:
1999
9,155 Views

(First-mate Larry is now at the wheel of the boat)

Larry (voice-over):
Oh, boy. This is the life. There's nothing I'd rather be than First-mate Larry. Well, nothing, that is, except... (with a bad Russian accent) Captain Larry Romanoff, the famous Russian icebreaker pilot. Today, Captain Larry must free whales. Two great whales trapped in ice. But, there is problem! A large iceberg stands between Captain Larry and whales. There may not be enough time to go around it! But surely, even Captain Larry is not brave enough to smash through the iceberg! NO ONE HAS EVER DONE SUCH A THING!! (Captain Larry sets the boat to maximum speed and steers toward the huge iceberg) Yes, this is no time for cowards! Captain Larry will smash the iceberg, and free the whales! (Commander Boblov arrives) Ah, Commander Boblov has come to congratulate Captain Larry for his bravery.

(First-mate Larry's daydream ends, and Commander Boblov changes back to Skipper Bob)

Bob:
Hey, Larry. We're making snow cones back there. Do you want peach or strawberry?

Larry:
Um, not now, Bob. First, I have to smash through this iceberg and free some whales.

Bob:
(incredulously) There are no icebergs around here.

Larry:
Well then, what do you call that?

(The boat is racing directly towards a large rock. Skipper Bob and First-mate Larry both scream in horror simultaneously as the boat crashes on the rock, flinging Skipper Bob, First-mate Larry and the passengers onto the beach of a tropical island)

Lovey Asparagus:
Oh, the brochure didn't say anything about layovers.

Archibald Asparagus:
Well, you see, Lovey, I believe we had some sort of an accident. Skipper?

Bob:
Yes, we most certainly had an accident, (angrily turns to Larry) and I think SOMEONE has some explaining to do!

Larry:
Well, you see, there were these whales, and they were stuck on the ice, and the only way to get 'em out was to smash that iceberg over there, except it turned out to be a rock, and rocks are a lot harder than icebergs.

Dad Asparagus:
It just so happens that the nearest iceberg is 2,640 miles away! What were you thinking?

Bob:
You smashed our boat! Now what're we gonna do?!

Lovey:
You've ruined our vacation! What do you have to say for yourself?

Larry:
Um... I'm sorry? (brightly) At least the boat's still floating. (The boat sinks immediately and Larry frowns guiltily) Oh.

Archibald:
I need to call my broker. I'm going to look for a phone.

(Scene cuts to night time)

Bob:
(narrating) That evening we all worked together to build some huts to sleep in but we were still pretty mad at Larry

(Everyone, except Rack, Shack and Benny, bows down as the intro music to "The Bunny Song" plays)

Mr. Lunt:
(notices that Rack, Shack and Benny aren't bowing) Hey, boss? Those three guys, they don't look like they're bowing.

Mr. Nezzer:
(confused) Hmm... aren't those our new Junior Executives?

Mr. Lunt:
I think so. Maybe they're stuck.

Mr. Nezzer:
Let's find out. (moves the podium over to Rack, Shack and Benny) I said, it's time to sing "The Bunny Song."

(The factory's delivery girl, Laura Carrot, notices the situation)

Laura:
Come on, guys, sing the song! Everybody's doing it.

Mr. Nezzer:
(with increasing frustration) Sing the song!

Mr. Lunt:
They ain't singing, boss.

Mr. Nezzer:
(finally on the brink of losing his temper) SING!!!!!

(Shack begins singing "Think Of Me")

Mr. Nezzer:
Is that "The Bunny Song?"

Mr. Lunt:
(skeptical) No, I don't think so.

Laura:
(worried) Are you crazy? That's the wrong song!

(Shack keeps singing. Rack and Benny join in on the last verse)

Mr. Nezzer:
(touched) Oh, that was wonderful. I'm gonna be singing that song myself... (suddenly angry) as I throw you into the furnace! GUARDS!!! (Rack, Shack and Benny are shocked) Seize them! Take them to the furnace!!!

(A band of carrot guards approach Rack, Shack and Benny)

Laura:
I've gotta help them. But how?

(Laura notices her flying delivery truck and approaches it as the scene fades out)

Grandpa George:
(off-camera) Rack, Shack and Benny will be right back, after this short break.

Announcer:
And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Larry will be performing the traditional Argentinian ballad, "The Dance of the Cucumber" in its original Spanish. Bob the Tomato will translate.

(The Veggie kids watch intently as a TV commercial plays)

Wally P. Nezzer:
(dressed as Santa Claus) Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! Hey kids, do you have the "don't know what I want for Christmas" blues? If I know my toys, and you know I do, than I know just what you're looking for. You want a toy that's fun. You want a toy that's cute. Most importantly, you want a toy with a fully-functioning buzzsaw in his right hand. That's right, you want Buzz-Saw Louie!

(camera shows the toy and demonstrates the buzzsaw)

Mr. Nezzer:
Cool, huh? But wait, there's more! Buzz-Saw Louie also knows the true meaning of Christmas. All you have to do is push his nose and... (presses the Louie's nose)

Buzzsaw Louie:
Christmas is when you get stuff! You need more toys!

Mr. Nezzer:
Getting your own doll is easy. Just have your parents place an order, and one of our trained penguins will deliver it right to your door.

Announcer:
Delivery not available to Pugslyville due to the collapse of the Pugslyville Bridge.

Mr. Nezzer:
So take it from me, Mr. Nezzer... I mean, Santa Claus and his little elf helper.

Mr Lunt:
(wearing pointed ears and hat) Look at me, I'm an elf!

Mr. Nezzer:
You just won't be happy until you have Buzz-Saw Louie, the only toy with a working buzzsaw and the true meaning of Christmas.

Buzzsaw Louie:
Billy has more toys than you.

(The kids go wee wee wee all the way home whining and begging for Buzz Saw Louie)

Junior:
MOM MOM I NEED MORE TOYS!!!

Percy:
Billy has more toys than me!

Dad:
Who's Billy?

Percy:
I don't know but he has more toys than me!

Laura:
I want a Buzz Saw Louie!

Lenny:
I want 10 Buzz Saw Louies!

Both:
Cuz that's the true meaning of Christmas!

(The defenders of Jericho, played by the French Peas, are taunting the Israelites from atop the city's great wall)

Josh (Larry the Cucumber):
Who are you?

Jean-Claude:
Who are we? I think we should ask. Who are you?

Josh:
Oh, um... I am Joshua. And these are the children of Israel.

Philippe:
Ooh! Hello, children!

Jimmy Gourd:
Hi!

Philippe:
It was nice to meet you. Now go away!

Jean-Claude:
Yes! (blows raspberry)

Josh:
(clears throat) No, you don't understand. God has given us this land for our new home. So, well... you're gonna have to leave.

Philippe:
(laughs) Did you hear that, Jean-Claude? The little pickle says we have to leave!

Josh:
I'm a cucumber.

Jean-Claude:
(laughs) That is hilarious! (clears throat) Let me point something out to you, pickle. We have a wall!

Philippe:
Uh-huh.

Jean-Claude:
You do not!

Philippe:
No!

Jean-Claude:
If anyone is to be doing the leaving, it will be you!

Philippe:
Oh, that is right!

Josh:
Now, listen to me! Our God said that this land was ours, and that all we had to do was follow His directions. So, I'm afraid... if you don't come out, we're gonna have to come in there after you!

(Jean-Claude and Philippe laugh)

Jean-Claude:
I'd like to see you try! You could never get over our giant wall, (under breath) tiny pickle!

Philippe:
Yes, tiny pickle! You are not a mighty dill, you are just a baby gherkin!

Josh:
(with hurt feelings) I'm a cucumber!

(Jean-Claude and Philippe laugh)

Philippe:
(deliberately bumps his slushie off the edge) Oop! Ooh! My slushie!

(The slushie hits Jimmy on the head. Josh is appalled)

Jimmy Gourd:
(frustrated) Maybe we should fall back and regroup!


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