VeggieTales1999

Omelet (Jimmy Gourd):
But soft, 'tis Ophelia. (no response; Omelet repeats with emphasis) But soft! Tis Ophelia!

Mr. Lunt:
(from off-stage, wearing a pink dress) But I don't wanna do it! It's embarrassing!

Arcibald Asparagus:
You have to. It's tradition. In Shakespeare's day, all the women roles were played by men. (shoves Lunt out onto the stage)

Mr. Lunt:
I think we're gonna get letters about this... (in character) 'Tis I, the fair Ophelia.