Whites

Kiki:
What are you doing?

Bib:
I am designing our new menu.

Kiki:
What's that book?

Bib:
This? This, Kiki, is my new bible. [Holds up Shay Marshall's cook book 'The Shay Way']

Kiki:
Wow. Its much nicer than my mum's bible. Hers doesn't have any pictures. Just a boring cross on the front. Is that Jesus?

Bib:
J- Jesus? Kiki, how many photos have you ever seen of jesus?

Kiki:
Loads.

Bib:
[annoyed] Loads?

Kiki:
Yea, Christmas cards, the signs outside the church.

Bib:
[more annoyed] Photos?

Kiki:
I think they're photos.

Bib:
Kiki, you know who that is dont you? He just landed outside on the lawn in a big pink helicopter... Its got his name written right there!

Kiki:
[reading slowly] Shay Mar-shall.

Bib:
Ay, there we go. There we are, got there in the end didn't we?

Kiki:
[takes a bite of a sandwich] Why's he on a bible?

Bib:
Somebody kill me.

Skoose:
I'll do it.