Winnie the Pooh and Tigger Too!

Piglet:
Pooh, for a bear of very little brain, you sure are a smart one.

Tigger:
Come on, Rabbit. Let's you and me bounce.

Rabbit:
Good heavens! Me bounce?

Tigger:
Why, certainly! Look, you've got the feet for it.

Rabbit:
I have?

Tigger:
Sure. Come on, try it. It makes ya feel just grrreat!

Tigger:
Say, who are you?

Narrator:
I'm the narrator.

Tigger:
Oh, well, please, for goodness' sakes, narrate me down from here.

Piglet:
Pooh! Haven't you been listening to what Rabbit's been saying?

Winnie the Pooh:
I listened, but then I had a small piece of fluff in my ear. Could you say it again, please, Rabbit?

Rabbit:
Well, where should I start from?

Winnie the Pooh:
Well, from the moment the fluff got in my ear.

Rabbit:
Well, when was that?

Winnie the Pooh:
I don't know. I couldn't hear properly.

Christopher Robin:
You're next, Tigger. Jump!

Tigger:
Jump? Tiggers don't jump. They bounce.

Winnie the Pooh:
Then bounce down.

Tigger:
Don't be "ridiccorous". Tiggers only bounce up!

Christopher Robin:
You can climb down, Tigger.

Tigger:
Ah, but tiggers can't climb down, uh... because, uh... their tails get in the way!

Rabbit:
Hooray! That settles it. If he won't jump, and he can't climb down, then we'll just have to leave him up there forever!

Winnie the Pooh:
Look, look, Piglet. There's something in that tree over there.

Piglet:
Is it one of the f-f-fiercer animals?

Tigger:
Halloo!

Winnie the Pooh:
Yes. It's a "jagular."

Piglet:
W-What do "jagulars" d-do, Pooh?

Winnie the Pooh:
Well, "jagulars" always call, "Halloo!" And when you look up, they drop on you.

Piglet:
I'm looking *down*, P-P-Pooh.

Tigger:
I was just looking for my favorite old buddy bear.

Pooh:
Yes, and you're sitting on him.

Tigger:
Yeah, and it's comfy too!

Tigger:
I "recoggonize" you. You're the one that's stuffed with fluff.

Winnie the Pooh:
Yeah. And you're sitting on it.

Tigger:
Yeah. And it's comfy, too!

Tigger:
T-T-F-N. Ta-ta for now.