Wolverine and the X-Men

Logan:
[the X-Men come across a giant crater with an unconsious Juggernaut in the center] Whoa, Juggernaut!

Bobby Drake:
Juggernaut? As in the unstoppable Juggernaut? As in the totally invulnerable Juggernaut?

Dr. Hank McCoy:
That'd be the one.

[Seeing that he is up against Wolverine, who is being mind-controlled by Mojo]

Kurt Wagner:
...oh dang.

The Hulk:
Little man thinks he can fight Hulk? HULK IS STRONGEST THERE IS!

Wolverine:
[Seeing the Wendigo sneaking up behind Hulk] Hulk! Hulk, behind...

The Hulk:
HULK NOT A BEHIND!

The Hulk:
HULK - [Wolverine places a grenade in Hulk's mouth which immediately explodes] Hulk sma... [Passes out]

Wolverine:
Hulk smash, yeah, I know. I heard you the last time.

Wolverine:
Oh, you've got to be kidding me, Fury. Mystical curse, my...

The Hulk:
[Hulk grabs Wolverine] Stupid man hunt Hulk? Attack Hulk? HULK SMASH STUPID MAN!

Wolverine:
Yeah, about that. Sorry, my fault. Won't happen again.

The Hulk:
[Growls] Good. Little man not so stupid after all.