WWE SmackDown vs. RAW 2008

Jerry Lawler:
I feel like the luckiest guy in the world JR. I can't believe I actually get paid to do this job!

Jim Ross:
Well, don't let Mr McMahon hear you say that, otherwise you might wind up doing it for free.

Jerry Lawler:
Nothing against Mr McMahon, but I heard he's so cheap, he won't even tip a canoe.

Jerry Lawler:
What's so special about the Sandman? He's just another beer swelling, trash talking redneck!

Jim Ross:
Now that you mention it King, he actually reminds of a good friend of mine!

Michael Cole:
Ah, come on! How about a little sportsmanship for god's sake?

Michael Cole, JBL:
If you hadn't noticed, this isn't exactly Queensbury rules. But we aren't in Queensbury, wherever that is.

Jim Ross:
Say what you will about Sabu, I don't think I've seen a Superstar take his opponents to the limit like he does.

Jerry Lawler:
You say that like it's a good thing. Sabu's a menace. He should be locked up.

Joey Styles:
Oh, real nice! He can't win fair and square. So he screws his way into a victory!

Tazz:
Hey, look. There's nothing wrong with him doing whatever it takes to win the match. If it was that bad, the ref would DQ him, right?

JBL:
A lot of people think Randy Orton's an overhyped pretty boy, but I respect his accomplishments.

Michael Cole:
What? You mean turning on the people who supported him and stabbing them in the back?

JBL:
No. I mean like being the youngest World Heavyweight champion, and having one of the longest Intercontinental title reigns.

Michael Cole:
I'd have more respect for those achievements if Orton didn't earn them from underhanded tactics.

JBL:
Well, I've got news for you. Orton doesn't care what you or anyone else thinks. And that's why he's at the top of his game right now.

Tazz:
I don't know how the ref missed that one. He's either got something in his eye, or something in this pocket. Get it?

Joey Styles:
Well, my eyesight's 20/20, partner. Apparently we can't say the same about the referee's eyesight.

JBL:
Ric Flair is a terrible example to all the young superstars. The man built his career on cheating and stealing victories.

Michael Cole:
Aw, come on. Don't tell me you didn't learn a trick or two from the Dirtiest Player in the Game?

Tazz:
Holy cow! He just stole this guy's finisher! That takes some guts!

JBL:
You can show off for the crowd all you want, but all that does it let your opponent rest up.

Michael Cole:
Actually, I think it's a great display of confidence on the part of this great superstar.

Joey Styles:
Who does Mr. Kennedy think he is?

Tazz:
He's a winner, plain and simple. That;s why you have such a hard time figuring him out. You'll never be a winner like him.

Joey Styles:
That's fine by me. I'd rather be a completely different kind of winner, thank you very much.

Michael Cole:
Tell me something. Do you really consider Montel Vontavious Porter to be Smackdown's MVP?

JBL:
Absolutely. We got a lot of talented superstars, but MVP is definitely at the top of the list.

Michael Cole:
How can you say that? We got so many decorated veterans on the roster.

JBL:
Well mainly for the fact that it bugs the heck out of you when I do.